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Awwww!! He's so adorable!! :angel:

Aye yi yi. My parents just left, and sometimes when they leave they give Carson a greenie or somethin to keep him occupied. So I go down and see he's got somehting in his mouth, looks like a bone. I get up and start pettin him, and when I reach for the bone, just to make sure thats what it is, the hair on the back of his neck, and on his rump start goin up, and his tail stands straight up. :o Whenever I tried to reach for it he would either do that, or run off FAST. He wouldnt even put it down for a piece of meat. :( What should I do??

:o God.. I would've thrown a huge b*tch fit if some guy said that my "vicious" dogs were provoking his off-leash dog. :evil: Some people are complete idiots.

[quote name='AllAmericanPUP']A place of Back Yard Breeders and Puppy Mills to advertise their puppies to uneducated buyers. HIP F***ING HORAY :evil:[/quote] I'll second that. :evil:

:o Eeesh!!! We do that with the cats and make a huuuuge fur ball and throw it out. Shedding is nasty. :lol:

[quote name='Ickle']Have I gone nuts or something thought this was everything about dogs site not a ladies problems page. Or have I missed something????? Ickle[/quote] lol.. Nothing has been able to stay on topic recently...

[quote name='rotten_two']hullo did you ever order the rabbit scent? it's only gonna take a small bit on a toy for carson to go gaga! tell your dad i said to order it (or else)! he doesn't want me to come over there! play bite with carson is not appropriate play right now btw![/quote] The rabbit scent! I completely forgot about it!!!! Bwahahha... I'll make my mom order that today! :evilbat:

[quote name='Hmmmm']She got into the bathroom and ate a tampon. She came running up to me the morning after and guess what?! Tampon hanging halfway out her a$$. I had to pull it out. Grossed me out so much I was gagging and dry heaving.[/quote] :o GAH! I dont think I could do that..... *shudders* ick!

Paws crossed here for Peanut! We've given Carse old things to chew on, and so far he hasnt swallowed any of it.. I just hope it stays that way and he doesnt get blocked up. You can never know sometimes with these buggers.

He'd LOVE to be a hunting dog.. He would run for hours on end if he could, he's a feild bred springer. We want to be able to let him run off-lead at the park, but he wont pay attention so we can make sure that his recall is perfect. Stubborn little brat... He doesnt get the point of retrieving things... unless they're alive, or were once alive, that is! :lol:

He likes having play bite wars with my dad.. but that isnt really good since he'll bite so hard it makes him bleed. :o

[quote name='xavierandrea'][quote name='DogPaddle']Ah, if I ever need to get you guys gifts I know what they'll be - covered trashcans.[/quote] LOL!!!!!!![/quote] We even have those! lol, they have the little peddle things on them, and Carse has figured out how to open them! :evil:

UGH! Carson has been a stubborn little brat lately. My question is, how do you train a dog that is motivated by nothing? Food treats dont get to him, SOCKS! dont get to him, nothing! At the moment, he thinks that "sit" means for him to lay down, roll over on his back, and get a belly rub. And this stubborn little dude will NOT get back up! I have to puuuuuuuuull him back up into sitting position, from thence he lays down again, and repeats the process.... :x :confused1:

Today Carson decided it would be fun to chew up some used pads that he found in the trashcan. UGH! Now since my dad's being a wuss he's making me go clean it up.. :lol: He's yellin at Carse like crazy, but c'mon, he is a dog. Thats what dogs do.. guess it smelled like a crotch, eh! :lol: Oh the things dogs do...

Another threat to start in In a Day! :lol:

D@mn.. Mines a week off! Next week for me.. grrr..

Mocha never threw up after eating grass either. *shrugs*

Can we change the "running away to Texas" to.. perhaps.. "starting over someplace else" or something? It makes it sound so... mean? I dont know. I dont really want to get into this topic.. I'm afraid I'll start arguing, knowing me. :lol: All I really want to say is that I'm sorry Nay is in this position, but if I were her, I'd have no idea what to do.. So I cant really offer any advice.

Ohhhh lets see... Let Carson outside first day we got him.. He easily jumped over our 3 ft fence. Let Mocha get too close to one of our cats...C@t got freaked out, swatted at her, almost getting her eye. I was so freaked out.. She was bleeding like right at the corner of her eye. :o Let Schnickle (cat) chew on rubber bands.. 1 sugery later.. here we are. Thats only a few of them. Aye yi yi. I've made more mistakes with the c@ts then I have with Carson. Maybe its because I've had them for 10 years. Are they really that old?! My my.. :lol:

OMG.. JM... wow.. I'm glad no one is home!! :lol: Carson can clear the room with his farts.. My god.. And what makes it worse! After he farts.. he leaves! Runs out! Comes back in about 5 mins later once the smell is gone.. Oh how smart our dogs can be.. :roll:

Awww, I hope Pooh feels better soon!! :angel:

Awww! Kes looks so great! Glad to hear that she's settled in nicley! :wink: :D

We were at the pound awhile ago and saw a dog that had been de-barked.. poor little thing.. It made the most pitifull sound ever when it barked.. More like a weeze then anything else.. And still rather loud. Silly people...

NILIF stands for Nothing In Life Is Free Meaning that he has to do something to get ANYTHING. He wants to go on a walk, he has to do something good (sit, down, roll over, whatever). If he doesnt do what you ask him to do, he doesnt get his walk. Soon enough he'll learn that if he's going to get what he wants, he needs to do what you want first. Something like that... courtnek can probably explain it better then me though. :wink:

[quote name='rotten_two']oy vei! send your dad back for a remedial lesson! you know we do have behavior question and answer sessions (free to clients). you don't bring the dogs -- you could bring pops -- we'll straighten him out! unfortunately i find this habit is seen more in the human males. maybe that part of their brain that controls consistency is small or under-exercised?[/quote] Bwahhaha... We may just have to do that! You should see him with Carson.. its just.. grrrr.. BTW - My friend and I are thinking about doing obediance this summer w/ her dog, Teddie, and Carson... I'll look at the schedule tonight!