Top 10 dog peeves about humans

[CincoandDahlilasgirl]

I got this in an email today! It's pretty funny :lol: And probably true! :lol:

TOP 10 DOG PEEVES ABOUT HUMANS




1. Blaming your farts on me... not funny... not

funny at all!





2. Yelling at me for barking .. I'M A FRIGGIN'

DOG!





3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me

check stuff out.

Exactly whose walk is this anyway?





4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my

nose .. stop it!





5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.

Now you know why we

chew your stuff up when you're not home.





6. The slight of hand, fake fetch throw. You

fooled a dog! Whoooo

Hoooooooo -- what a proud moment for the top of the

food chain.





7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then

acting surprised

when I freak out every time we go back!





8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of

your guests. Sorry,

but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing

yet.





9. Dog sweaters. Hello? Haven't you noticed the

fur?





10. How you act disgusted when I lick myself.

Look, we both know the

truth, you're just jealous.

[schippsmom]

:Dog_run:

I've seen it before but it always makes me laugh

[Rowie-the-Pooh]

Gets funnier every time I read it. :lol:

[imported_Irena]

great one :lol:

[JackieMaya]

I've seen it too, but it's great!

[mouseatthebusstop]

yes it's old but funny
the walk one is my favorite