Horsefeathers! Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 Soooooo... my husband is letting the dogs in or out or something. Whatever it was involved him hanging out the back door having what sounded like a one sided conversation. When he came in, I asked, of course, what all the hub bub was about. In his most nonchalant voice, he told me that the kid at the house behind us just gave our dogs some bones, and he told him not to do it again. Uh huh. Okily dokily then. So what kind of bones and which dog(s)? That only resulted in him looking like this :-? and shrugging his shoulders. By now, I'm all freaked out and head out the door, braless at that (you'd reallllllllly have to see me to fully grasp the impact of that). I knock as politely as one can knock while in a full fledged panic attack/rage. Apparently, in that house, the entire family answers the door, dunno. Anyway, here they all come and I ask as politely as I can (while shaking like a bird sh*tting peach seeds) about the bones and if the kid can tell me what dog(s) got what bones. The whole family, except Mama, pipes up, "bones?" "he didn't give 'em no bones!" (the older kid seemed quite p*ssed off, but we've had problems with him before) "I ain't seen no bones!" *vigorously shaking heads*. Mama asks the one kid what he did with his chicken bones and he said he threw them in their yard. Thank whatever powers that be (because this woman and her family truly hate my dogs, I swear) this woman made the kid go get the bones and show her. By now, you're probably wondering what the point of this crap is. There is no point. The kid found the bone, Mama didn't kill him, my dogs are safe (I reckon), and I have earned even fewer popularity points with my neighbors. I'm sure Mama didn't appreciate my intrusiveness (izzat a wurd?), and I swear I was not trying to be rude, but at least she got to the bottom of it and didn't cuss me out. I had just walked back into the house when I first started typing this, and now I feel all better. Y'all have great ears for bending. Quote
rotten_two Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 well it's good you didn't knock yourself out with your boobage on your angry march over! i am glad it all turned out for the better -- except that maybe your neighbors saw you in all your "liberated" glory :o Quote
xavierandrea Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 I have named you "Braless Wonder".. Glad to see your dog(s) are OK. Quote
rotten_two Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 braless wonder = HF tongue duster = JM what next? Quote
rotten_two Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 i am done decoding -- too much like work :grab: Quote
behle Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 I can just see you bustling over and rapping on their door! :lol: I'm glad no fisticuffs ensued! Quote
rotten_two Posted June 22, 2005 Posted June 22, 2005 HAHA you said fisticuffs that is one of my favorite hockey words! do you watch hockey? the other one i really like is fracas! oh and i can't forget 5hole i crack up when they say that! Quote
Horsefeathers! Posted June 23, 2005 Author Posted June 23, 2005 [quote name='behle']I can just see you bustling over and rapping on their door! :lol: I'm glad no fisticuffs ensued! [quote name='rotten two']well it's good you didn't knock yourself out with your boobage on your angry march over! i am glad it all turned out for the better -- except that maybe your neighbors saw you in all your "liberated" glory Everything was quite dandy. I had them tucked safely in my armpits. :P Quote
rotten_two Posted June 23, 2005 Posted June 23, 2005 does that make them concealed weapons? don't make me use these hahahah! Quote
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