Do Not Talk To My Parrot (you will like this)

[Ickle]

DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!

Wanda's dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since
she had to
go to work the next day, she told the repairman, "I'll leave the key
under
the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll
mail you a check."

"Oh, by the way don't worry about my bulldog. He won't bother you.
But,
whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my
parrot!" "I
REPEAT, DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!"

When the repairman arrived at Wanda's apartment the following day, he
discovered the biggest, meanest looking bulldog he has ever seen.
But, just
as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the
repairman
go about his work.

The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn't
contain
himself any longer and yelled,

"Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!"

To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike
From ik sheltie list
Ickle

[Canis erectus]

LOL, this almost sounds like my house

[JackieMaya]

BAHAHAHAHA! I wasn't expecting that! That's great!

[mouseatthebusstop]

:roflt: :roflt: too funny

[Rowie-the-Pooh]

That was hilarious! :lol:

[courtnek]

I will NOT eat at the computer.....
I will NOT eat at the computer.....
I will NOT eat at the computer.....
I will NOT eat at the computer.....



:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

can I crosspost that?

[Ickle]

Yes Courtnek please do
Ickle

[Crystal]

:lol: That was good