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Dose hoomans are weally horrid sumtimes.they sticked nother big needle in me tonight at the vets saying i hafta hav dese vacksination fingies. fink im a pin cushen or summat..weally now..does i wook wike a pin cushen grrr. the vet just sticked it in and i didnt howl at da time but after it hurts and i jus lay down on the table and looked all pafetic with my head down,looking like i was at deaths door . when my mummy gived me tweats tho i eated dose up ...i just eated dem of course so mummy wouldn't panik you understand.

anyways now im all weady for the big bad world and me can go proper walkies cos i weally am a big dawg ya know. true i slept in mummys arms tonite after the vets but im a wuff n tumble border collie any otha time.

wots of hugs to all the wee dawgies, luv fwum Kes

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Hey Kes, this is Pooh Bear. If you think that was bad, you should see what they did to me! Someone shaved off all the hair on my butt and then they let me take a nap. When I woke up, my leg didn't work right and there were girlie pink threads on my butt! On the way home from the hospital I thwowed up in the car (but my mom wasn't mad).

Then my mom made me wear a lampshade on my head. But then I couldn't pull out those pink threads that were in my butt. I'm a boy! I'm not supposed to have pink threads in my butt!

After I chewed up the lampshade, then my mom put this wide thing on my neck. I think she's trying to make my neck longer. Why else would she put that on me?

Whenever I bark at the squirrels in our yard, my mom makes me come inside. It must be so that I can stay by her and make her feel safe from the squirrels. I know my mommy wuvs me because she's always petting me and scratching my tummy and telling me she loves me.

And my big sister, Jackie, and I like to howl together when we hear a siren go by. That makes my mommy laugh.

My other big sister, Maya, and I like to play together, and when I sit on her head, my mommy laughs.

My mommy laughs a lot at me and my sisters. Does your mommy laugh at you?

I hope they don't stick any more of those sharp needles in you! Give your mommy a big sloppy puppy kiss from me!

love and kisses, Pooh Bear

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Woof Woof Woof! This Be Sassy. Just wait till I get my teeth on those stupid vets. They'll never want to poke me again. My mom wants me to be nice to them, so she puts something over my mouth. But I can still bark at them.. I also love to bark at anything that moves, cats, birdy, Squirrel, car, truck, mail man, you name it I bark at it. Well Kes, My mom wants me to go in my bed so she can work, but I'll show her who's the real alpha!! HEHEHE She's going in the crate, not me.
Take Care Kes, and show your mom who's boss!!!

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THIS IS TAZ, EVERYBODY! ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME? LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!! I love the vet, you are all nuts! I can pee on all the inside plants there, all the vet tech ladies and vet ladies and receptionist ladies love me because i am so handsome and i get pets and treats and i can bark at the birds in the lobby. Plus i have to go in the truck to get there and i LOVE the truck, I stick my head out the window so EVERYONE CAN LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!

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Toby refuses to come near the computer during the V E T discussion. He did however ask that I tell you that the vet is the devil. Toby said "That man scares the crap out of me. I hide in the back of my crate, but that evil man grabs me and pulls me out." Oh and he added, "That's ok though, because I sit so still and be so good maybe mommy won't bring me back. Good Luck and be careful with that vet, they are sneaky creatures."

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hey Kes! this be Free and Laurel....my sister Free does not like ANY of the vets but the one that smells like a girl....I like her too, but she stuck
pins into us too and Free got mad and mom had to hold her head (Free is cool but when she's mad I try to stay outta her way, unless she steals my bones than I get mad too. ) and mom kept saying CHILL FREE!!

(what does "chill" mean? she never says it to me unless we are sparring over bones...)

oh and the running thing?Mom takes us to the river to play. there are people sorta far away, walking and running and riding these things with
wheels and they go fast. when we are by the river we can run loose, but we cant visit the people unless our leashes are on. Free says thats no fun, she wants to chase the big wheelie things...and mom says thats why we are on leashes, so we cant chase the big wheelie things...I dont want to, they scare me, but Free pulls so hard to chase she chokes herself. sometimes she's not so smart. (dont tell her that though...she has attitude issues)

I would rather stay by the river. I know there are foxes there, and I like to smell them and follow them. I dont chase them though, mom says no.
Free wants to be in the water ALL THE TIME unless she sees a wheelie thing go by...

so when you run, do you chase the wheelie things too?

Nice to meet you. Mom says Kat is a good doggie person and your life will be good from now on.

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