ObedienceGrrl Posted October 28, 2004 Posted October 28, 2004 I found this on Unicorn Chinese Cresteds. Judy is a very nice breeder in Florida and she let me post this for everyone! Here is her site....she has lots more goodies on there!! http://www.unicorn-chinese-cresteds.com/ The Potential Puppy Owner Test Are you truly ready for a dog? This is a test that every Potential Puppy Owner (PPO) must pass. After passing, the PPO will be given a license to begin learning about the breed of his choice. No physical force, yelling, or cursing is allowed during the test. Protective clothing or soil-proof clothes are not allowed. Small wounds and scratches are to be handled in a blas Quote
courtnek Posted October 28, 2004 Posted October 28, 2004 TOO CUTE!!! However, I think I'd fail.... PPO must stand between a 14-month-old Golden Retriever and a field. The handler of the puppy will then throw a ball directly into the path of the Golden. PPO must stand his ground and take his clobbering in good nature. I had a Golden....now a Lab who does the same thing PPO must serve dinner to 6 Rottweiler puppies, not older than 6 months and not younger than 4 months. PPO must not spill the food and the puppies will not be held in any stay position. I only have two, and feeding is always "exciting".... PPO will navigate through 10 small dogs without stepping on one. does navigating through 2 cats and 2 dogs in the dark count? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote
ObedienceGrrl Posted October 28, 2004 Author Posted October 28, 2004 ObedienceGrrl napisał(a):PPO must leave 3 Huskies alone in his home, uncrated, for 3 hours. PPO is allowed to cry upon return. I just think this is my favorite......it's just so true! Quote
3ofakind Posted October 28, 2004 Posted October 28, 2004 PPO must hold his ground with 10 Jack Russels chasing an animal they perceive as prey. PPO must hold his leashes and not move more than 6 inches. No corrections may be issued, but PPO is welcome to try to distract them. :laugh2_2: Quote
rotten_two Posted October 29, 2004 Posted October 29, 2004 loved it! almost spewed cranberry juice when i read the one with the great danes! Quote
imported_Kat Posted October 29, 2004 Posted October 29, 2004 lol if that were true nobody would be allowed to have dogs except for robot mutts! :o Quote
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