StarFox Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 I got this in an e-mail today. :lol: How To Clean Your Toilet - The Fun Way Instructions on how to clean your toilet 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom. 3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid. 4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this. 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse". 6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door. 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids. 8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off. 9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean. Sincerely, The Dog Quote
ObedienceGrrl Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 That is hysterical. Especially since Harley (our long haired Manx/Maine Coon) looked like that when she decided to take a swim one afternoon. Quote
imported_Kat Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 lol thats too hilarious from the dogs point of view :lol: Quote
schippsmom Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 :Dog_run: Too funny!! I WILL NOT show that to my kids! Paula & Re-Run Quote
courtnek Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: I wont show it to Freebee!! She's likely to try it.... :lol: :lol: Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted October 5, 2004 Posted October 5, 2004 K napisał(a):If I dont have my own cat...will any cat do? :hmmmm: LMAO!!! Quote
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