courtnek Posted September 26, 2004 Posted September 26, 2004 I was reminded of this joke somewhere else, For those who havent heard it yet. A burglar broke into a house intending to rob it. As he was checking out the stereo and TV, he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching you". He froze, and looked around the room. Saw no one. Started unplugging the electronics and again heard "Jesus is watching you". This time he flipped on a flashlight and scoured the room. To his amazement, he found a parrot on a stand in the far corner. He walked over to the parrot and demanded "Did you say that?" and the parrot said "yes, I did". The burglar started to smile and said "what's your name?" the parrot replied "Moses". Now outright laughing the burglar asked "What kind of people name a parrot Moses?" and with almost a smirk, the parrot answered "The same people who named the 90-lb Rottweiler Jesus......" :D Quote
imported_Kat Posted September 26, 2004 Posted September 26, 2004 hehe thats one of my favourites! :lol: Quote
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