StarFox Posted July 17, 2004 Posted July 17, 2004 Remind me to NEVER, EVER, EVER lay down on the couch again! Zebra decided that he HAD to lay on the couch too and since I wasn't moving he might as well jump on me! ON MY STOMICH! 80 pounds of dog right on my stomich. God I'm still in soo much pain it's not even funny. Then he just put his all his weight on my lower abdomen and I screamed. Kinda freaked him out but damn it hurts! Uh..next dog I get is going to be a 2 lbs chihuahua!! :-? Quote
Malamum Posted July 17, 2004 Posted July 17, 2004 LOL they just love to do that. Indy had done that to us a couple of times and he is 100lbs - and it's worse when he has a run off :-? Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted July 17, 2004 Posted July 17, 2004 OUCH! If it helps I know how you feel. Belle who is only 30 pounds (A solid 30 pounds) does that to me on a regular basis! Hope you feel better soon. Quote
imported_nea Posted July 17, 2004 Posted July 17, 2004 Hope your stomach feels better soon. :) And you must admit that it is cute too! :wink: :lol: Webby does that sometimes, he leaps on me to wake me up then springs off does some zooms around the house before taking another jump. :lol: And when he decides to step on me, ugh. :P He has absaloutly no respect for people's bodies! :lol: Quote
Seijun Posted July 17, 2004 Posted July 17, 2004 Never had a dog do that to me, but once when I was laying on my back the cat jumped off the bunk-bed and landed right on my stomach.. claws and all :x ~Seij Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted July 17, 2004 Posted July 17, 2004 :lol: :lol: Ouch! Coal has VERY boney elbows, and for whatever reason he thinks that when he jumps in my lap they just nEED To be dug into my ribs :roll: He's 65lbs, and like many msn users here have seen on my webcam, he likes to sit on my lap a lot :lol: :lol: Seijun napisał(a):Never had a dog do that to me, but once when I was laying on my back the cat jumped off the bunk-bed and landed right on my stomach.. claws and all :x ~Seij :lol: :lol: Now around here the kitties have NO respect for people, they run this house (we have a thing on the fridge that says "This is really the cat's house, we just pay the mortige (sp)" :lol: :lol: ) We are not people, we are litterly "cat-a-polts" :lol: Quote
courtnek Posted July 17, 2004 Posted July 17, 2004 mine both do it as well. but even worse, they insist on walking on my feet. everyone laughs and says "dogs stomped on ya again?" as I limp in to work.... :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote
imported_Cassie Posted July 17, 2004 Posted July 17, 2004 My Dobie mix Beau has done this a few times . All of my dog sleep with me, Athena on one side Beau on the other my 2 female Newfoundlands on the end of my bed and my2 male Newfs sleep together on the floor beside my bed. In the morning when my alarm clock goes off my dogs take this as a cue to wake up mom...Beau has made the mistake of standing right on my gut :-? and he is a 95lb dog (the smallest dog of my pack!)...not a great way to wake up :o :lol: Takes the wind right out of ya :lol: I can certainly emphasize with you starfox. :wink: Quote
__crazy_canine__ Posted July 17, 2004 Posted July 17, 2004 Poor tummy but Im sorry I cant help but laugh a little. :lol: Zeb only wanted to be close to ya! :wink: ...I think it hurts when my cat jumps of my stomach, geez wait til I get a dog! :o Quote
StarFox Posted July 18, 2004 Author Posted July 18, 2004 Arg...well I woke up this morning and looked at the spot where he stepped on me and there is a big blue and yellow bruise the size of his paw on my stomich. :( Quote
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