mouseatthebusstop Posted July 3, 2004 Posted July 3, 2004 earlier today when I walked Paddy and Gladis. Gladis stopped for a wee on the grass a passer-by said "is that dog sh***** there?" I said no she is a bitch he answered with "so this breed does not sh**?" I put my hand in my pocket and answered when they do I have got my bags I pulled a handfull out of my pocket and gave him a big smile Quote
courtnek Posted July 3, 2004 Posted July 3, 2004 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ok sorry but I cant help it...I woulda LOVED to have said "oh definitely not. this is a new "Sh**less dog", recently developed breed. They never have to defecate"......with a completely straight face.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote
Malamum Posted July 4, 2004 Posted July 4, 2004 Uuuggg some people are so rude!!! I think if people just learned to speak politely to each other we would much less problems :x Quote
sarahmyjoy Posted July 4, 2004 Posted July 4, 2004 yes that would make less problems but that involves common sense and so many people dont have that...... :roll: but the come backs that you can have are good! :lol: Quote
imported_Kat Posted July 4, 2004 Posted July 4, 2004 Is this doggy ignorance thing becoming a major world-wide global problem? :-? There seem to more and more cases that we are hearing about! :roll: Quote
ellieangel Posted July 5, 2004 Posted July 5, 2004 Ugh I definately would have loved his face if you had said "Indeed she is yes,how did you know ? most people have never heard of the Shitless dog" What a moron :roll: Quote
Carolk9s Posted July 5, 2004 Posted July 5, 2004 courtnek napisał(a): ok sorry but I cant help it...I woulda LOVED to have said "oh definitely not. this is a new "Sh**less dog", recently developed breed. They never have to defecate"......with a completely straight face.... Note to self, do NOT drink coffee while actively reading dogo. Snorting said coffee through ones nose is NOT pretty sight. You cracked me up! :P Quote
Carolk9s Posted July 5, 2004 Posted July 5, 2004 Mouse, You could have gotten all 'technical' with him, asked him to look closer and see how close Gladis was to the ground. Explain how if she was a poopin, her back would be arched a bit and her butt would be higher from the ground. Perhaps he would have been sorry he asked. 8) I think we should all start a campaign to convince fools like him that dog poop is the latest 'hot item' in fertilizer for flowers and trees. Practice a speech to the effect, say how some are selling it but it's not worth haggling over price for individual 'samples'. Tell him he can have a sample for free but for a larger quantity, the two of you could negotiate a price. Just imagine, being able to hand over the poop in it's baggie to someone else. Of course you'd have to be a little reluctant, act like you were going to take it home to fertilize your OWN yard. 8) Quote
courtnek Posted July 5, 2004 Posted July 5, 2004 Carolk9s napisał(a):Mouse, You could have gotten all 'technical' with him, asked him to look closer and see how close Gladis was to the ground. Explain how if she was a poopin, her back would be arched a bit and her butt would be higher from the ground. Perhaps he would have been sorry he asked. 8) I think we should all start a campaign to convince fools like him that dog poop is the latest 'hot item' in fertilizer for flowers and trees. Practice a speech to the effect, say how some are selling it but it's not worth haggling over price for individual 'samples'. Tell him he can have a sample for free but for a larger quantity, the two of you could negotiate a price. Just imagine, being able to hand over the poop in it's baggie to someone else. Of course you'd have to be a little reluctant, act like you were going to take it home to fertilize your OWN yard. 8) Note to self.....dont drink Dew, either, while actively reading Dogo... Now THAT cracked ME up.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote
mouseatthebusstop Posted July 5, 2004 Author Posted July 5, 2004 I felt like punching him on the nose but I am too much of a lady to do it Quote
imported_Debbie Posted July 6, 2004 Posted July 6, 2004 Mouse, you must be a lady !! I don't think I would've been able to restrain myself as well as you did !! Good for you !! :wink: P.S I love your new siggy !! :angel: P.S.S Loved all of your come-backs !! :lol: Quote
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