Let's have some fun!

[Mutt_Lady]

This board has been way too hostile lately. I say that we all let loose and have some fun. Woohoo! :D

We need to get some laughing happening around here, so I say that everyone posts the funniest thing their pooch(es) ever did.

While you're at it, share their most embarassing moment (which in return probably embarassed you too).

Enjoy. :drinking:

[Carolk9s]

What a wonderful idea, great thread!
I'm sure I'll think of more, but the first that came to mind is this.
Some years ago, I took Jesse to a dog show just so I could see his breeder and she could see him. Just a social visit if you will. While he was being petted by her, he managed to stick his head through the strap of her purse, it was hanging from her arm. He proceeded to come back to me, her purse nicely draped around his neck. It was funny AND a bit embarrassing, she said, "I see your momma has taught you to steal!" He sure did seem proud of himself!
Oh, another funny little moment, also involving Jesse.
Running an agility course, we NQ'd right at the first obstacle as a bar dropped. So we're running REALLY for fun. Near the end, sent Jesse to the weave poles, he got this big ole Belgian grin on his face, ran over, snatched up the number marker from the ground and proudly presented it to the judge. She graciously took it from him while laughing, I think she had to compose herself before judging the next dog.
I'll keep thinking on this one, I'm sure each of my dogs have embarrassed me at least once!

[Taurus and Jada]

Ok, well I've posted these pics recently here, but Ill post them again, for those of you who haven't seen them. They always make me laugh..





everyone seems to think Jada looks like Scooby-Doo in this picture.

[Guest Anonymous]

You can put this in whatever class you want to:

If you saw the pictures I posted a little bit back you will see a "pond" of sorts. One day while out watering the yard and a few trees I decide to bend down at the side of the "pond". I'm kneeling there just zoning out when all of a sudden the world explodes.

I scream, hit the ground and start spitting blood, and bit and pieces of my tooth.

When I finally opened my eyes there is only one dog near me...Gretchen my ACD. She is about 5 feet away laying down staring at me.

Come to find out from my hubby (who saw it all happen) Gretchen was trying to catch up to the other dogs on the OTHER side of the "Pond" (She took the long way around to hit me) and she slammed into the side of my head. Jeremy said it looked like she was going to jump and misjudged it.

My back bottom molar broke, I had a nice goose egg on my head and my jaw was bruised for weeks.

My neighbor happened to be sticking his head over the fence to talk to my husband when this all happened and heard me declare "TOSS THAT B*TCH OVER THE FENCE!" He keeps asking me when he's going to get my dog! I tell him as soon as she breaks another tooth of mine!

[Julie2004]

I came home from running errands one day (I work at home) and Desmond was no where to be seen. Mollie was there, but not Desmond.

Now, my dogs are never in the yard unsupervised, we leave them inside when we leave the house, doors locked, windows shut, etc.

Well, needless to say, I started to panick. Did he get out? How? Did someone break in and steal him? There's no sign of forced entry and they would have taken Mollie too, and she's still here.

I actually went out in the street calling out for him. My neighbor across the street heard me and came out. I told him Desmond was gone. He said, "Was he wearing his tags? Maybe call the pound"

In the house I went, almost in tears now, and went upstairs to my office to get the phone book. I open the door to the office, and.......WALA.......there's Desmond!

I must not have shut the door the whole way when I left and he must have pushed it open (probably looking for me) and then it shut behind him. ***sigh*** My neighbor got a good laugh at my expense when I told him.

Most embarassing moment:

Anytime an important client comes over to the house and one of my dogs farts. :o

[imported_Kat]

One of Meg and I's very first obedience shows, she won the class and I was so delighted and was gushing away about my wonderful obedient dog. I felt a tug on the lead and turned around just in time to see my "obedient" puppy with a mouthful of cream cake from the refreshments stand :lol:

[kendalyn]

One of the funniest things Buck has done happened just recently.

I had to leave him in the car to run into the grocery store and I just happened to have an empty McDonald's bag on my front seat. I came back to the car, opened the door and greeting me is a dog with a McDonald's bag covering his entire head. :lol:

He just stood there wagging his tail and going in for kisses with that dumb bag stuck on his head. I don't know how he got it so far onto his head without tearing it! :lol: :lol:

[pLaurent]

kendalyn napisał(a):

One of the funniest things Buck has done happened just recently.

I had to leave him in the car to run into the grocery store and I just happened to have an empty McDonald's bag on my front seat. I came back to the car, opened the door and greeting me is a dog with a McDonald's bag covering his entire head. :lol:

He just stood there wagging his tail and going in for kisses with that dumb bag stuck on his head. I don't know how he got it so far onto his head without tearing it! :lol: :lol:

Now that's funny!! :lol: :lol:

[Guest Anonymous]

Several dogs and I were houseguests at my mother's immaculate house one Christmas eve. My very polite 100 pound shepherd mix let out a few little whimpers late at night, but I was tired so told her to go back to sleep. Big mistake. Her whimpers became more urgent and I got up to take her out, since she obviously had to go to the bathroom. As I walked across the hardwood floor in the dark, I suddenly found myself slipping. I turns out dog diarrhea on hardwood floors can be EXTREMELY slippery. Who knew? Down I went in a large (did I mention the dog was 100 pounds?) pool of dog diarrhea.

When I got up, I was standing covered in dog diarrhea, and couldn't move, since if I touched anything I would be smearing dog diarrhea all over whatever I touched in somebody else's house. All I could do was wail in desperation for somebody to come rescue me. Finally my dear mother appeared and she ignored me and immediately started comforting my dog, saying "I heard you whine. You were trying to tell her so it is NOT YOUR FAULT."

Merry Christmas.

primrose

[Taurus and Jada]

Oops, my mistake, i thought we were supposed to post funny things ( as in pictures ) to make us laugh... sorry :-?

Jada has to be the most embaressing dog to walk. She will poop anywhere. We live in a new subdivision, and there are still several houses that are under construction. There is always a min. of 50 different construction workers at a given time in the subdivision. Well most dogs like pooing into a bush or shrub, or at least on grass, not my dog! She will poop anywhere. Where she ussually likes pooping is in the middle of the street in front of a house under construction while its lunch time so all the construction workers are sitting out front having lunch. :oops: Im sure its very appitizing for them to watch me pick up her poop right in front of them... he he

Taurus isn't too embaressing, but before we had him neutered he used to hump peoples legs quite a bit, so that was always embaressing...

[Guest Anonymous]

Great topic! :D I've really enjoyed reading people's replies!! :D :lol: :lol:

Tammy - Coal beat me up just last night!! :lol: :lol: I was playing in the living room with him, and I was laying on the floor. It drives him MAD when I 'play dead' and stop playing :lol: So he put the ball on my legs, and i Moved to cover it up with my body (which he also hates) and he went to jump on it, and his back leg came crashing down on my throat :o :-?
We quit playing for a while, but probably half an hour later started again (the power went out so there was nOTHING to do BUT play with the dog :wink: :D ). WELL! I tossed the ball at him, which he boinked off his nose and went flying at my chest! I threw it at him again, same thing but at my head! :o I dove for the rikishade (sp?) ball, right when he did. He rammed into my sholder and stepped on my hand :lol: :lol: Needless to say, play time ended then, I was afraid soon enough I'd whined up in the hospital and have to explain "My dog beat me up" :oops: :lol: :lol:

Coal does so many funny things! It's hard to think of just one! But I'll keep thinking, and I remember something that's extra funny, I'll let you know :wink:

[imported_Cassie]

I have so many embarressing moments....where to begin :wink:

Before I took Dilon in (one of my male Newf's) he was living at the kennel with the breeder. The breeder also owns the boarding facility I work at. During working hours I of course take care of all the dogs. I went in the kennel to feed Dilon & Rachel...they both used to get VERY excited when some one came in to see them. Dilon jumped up on me getting me covered in mud, then Rachel jumped up on me and tore my glasses off my face :o I can't see without my glasses. the dogs took off (the owner has about an acre fenced off for them...I was slipping in the mud trying to see where the dogs had gone to. I was finally able to get my glasses back minus the lenses :evil: I then tried to find my way to the gate (I can't see) and I came out to meet up with customers dropping off their dog. I must have looked like a drunken swamp monster. I'm sure Dilon still laughs at me behind my back to this day. :-?

My next most embarressing moment was the day the were opening for the Canada Summer games at our local aquatic centre. The officials had asked to borrow one of my Newf's to head the parade around the pool. This is back when I had a Newf which actually liked water :lol:
Any way, the parade began, there was a big crowd in the stadium, and all the olympic swimmers, mayor of the city etc. were all there. I was in the crowd as the parade marshall or what ever you call them was taking my Newf around the pool. Halfway around my Newf glanced at the pool, then decided to go for a swim...he almost drug the man in with him, luckily the man was smart enough to let go. So there is my Newf, on local TV swimming around in the pool having a grand time. Every one got a little crazy, and people being people they were trying to coax him out of the water. I had to amble down and call him out, which is was not easy for this particular Newf as once he was in swimming he never wanted to come out. I was very humilated. :oops:

I could go on, but, I'll leave it at this.

Every ones stories are hilarious. I almost fell off my chair laughing after reading these. :lol: :wink:

[gooeydog]

It's late, so these may not be the best, but for Goo I'd say one of the funniest things she's done was pee on my dad's foot upon my arrival home from a couple weeks visit with relatives, the look on his face at having the dog spring a leak on his bare feet :lol: .

For Hale, it'd have to be an episode of "poop-on-a-string"... My mom brought her in from outside, and I noticed she was acting funny. I went into the kitchen, and noticed her wandering into the bathroom (she doesn't usually go in the house, but when she does, she prefers the bathroom, so that got my suspicions up), so I ran back to try and catch her before she went. As I looked around the bathroom doorway, she got an "oh no!" look on her face and went to hop off into her room..... buuuuttt.... she had a case of poop-on-a-string, and as she went to go by, it was bouncing around on her hocks, which in turn spooked her and made her shoot out of the bathroom. Once in the hallway, she proceeded to do some lightning fast spins as she tried to figure out what it was that was chasing her, then started running again, only to find that the manacing poo was still hot on her heels (literally :roll: ), so she again went into a spin, this time, she saw what was chasing her and was desperately trying to catch it, more of a "how dare you!" at that point than actual fear anymore. By that point, my mom had came out to see what was the commotion in the hallway (the entire episode only took maybe 10 seconds, but I was so stunned by it all, I didn't even have a chance to react), and dispatched the offending poo, and Hale quickly forgot about it :lol:

The above reminded me of another Goo story, I had her down in my dad's workshop as we were cleaning up, and she was wandering around here and there (nothing too dangerous for her to get into). All of a sudden, she came strolling by, and as I watched her go past (I'd only been petting her a minute before and hadn't noticed anything) I saw to my astonishment that she had not only managed to get a piece of duct tape stuck on her tail, but also managed to collect a screwdriver, several pieces on sandpaper, and other assorted trash, which was stuck neatly to the tape, and trailing along behind her. I think the funniest part was not that she had all that stuck to her, but her nonchalant attitude at having been mauled by tape and tools. We ended up having to coat her tail with veggie oil to get the tape off without pulling her fur, and since, Goo is banned from areas where tape may be lying about :roll:

As for embarassment, this one didn't happen to me, but it involved Haley.

Back when Hale was still with her old owner, she told me this story. She was sitting out on her porch with a guy she liked, talking, as Hale was on a tieout, when Hale came up and butt scooted the whole length of the porch, right across in front of them. Of course, since Hale only has one front leg, her version of the butt scoot is a bit odd (but at the same time, sorta funny to see), and her owner was mortified that she'd done that in front of someone she was trying to impress :lol:

Last summer, when Hale went to an obedience demo, I was supposed to be showing just her basic recall, sit, down, etc.... and the trainer said to go ahead and try her off-leash for the recall. She did fine with the sit, and the down, and the stay, then I called her, and she came partway, then veered off to visit with some kids sitting on the sideline, and had to be dragged away to finish :roll: The next time we were better prepared, with better treats (she'd only been in class for a few weeks at that time, so was still just learning the ropes), and she didn't decide to visit during her turn :lol:

[kendalyn]

Cassie napisał(a):

I must have looked like a drunken swamp monster.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[courtnek]

well, back when I had Jarvis I lived in a townhouse that I was renting. The landlord had it in my lease that no repairs were to be done during the day when I wasnt home. So I came home for lunch one day (as I often did) and found my cat in the parking lot, and the front door open. I went in slowly, to see what was going on. There was the complex Maint man, leaning tiredly against the wall inside the door, and Jarvis laying down staring at him. Not more than 4 feet away. Turns out he had workorder with the numbers transposed, and once he walked in, Jarvis stopped him in his tracks and wouldnt let him move. He had been standing leaning on that wall since 9:00, and it was now 12:30. Jarvis wouldnt even let him sit down. All he said was "can I GO now?" as he picked up his tools and left.
Jarvis never threatened him, but if he moved he would stand up and block him in. He couldnt get by.....

[courtnek]

he was part malamute and part BC and MAYBE part wolf. that's why that inclusion was on my lease. He was very dominant, but in an opposite affect. He would let people IN, but not OUT. Not sure where that came from...

:lol:

[StarFox]

Suprisingly enough Zebs never done anything totally embarassing. But he has done something to embarass my mom. I was on vacation out of the state for two weeks last summer and my mom had to take Zeb to training class alone. He has always been a perfect dog at training class and would be very obediant for us. Well this one weekend when I wasn't there and my mom took him he pooped and peed ALL over his training mat and my mom had to clean it up. :lol: Later that night I got a phone call where I was staying and my mom yelling at me on the line how my dog was such a brat. :lol: :evilbat:

[mouseatthebusstop]

when Alice was a puppy - The first time I took her out on a lead got to the bottom of the our road two people were having a conversation she stopped waited for a moment then walked past them stopped turned around and growled at them because they ignored her
it was so funny

[bk_blue]

Embarrassing moment dragged up out of locked-up part of brain thanks to other post: :lol:

BK was about a year old and at his most obnoxious (a phase which lasted until maybe last year :D) when this happened. It was at our old house. One day my stepsister's new boyfriend came over to get to know the rest of us better. My sister, who would have been about 13, had just started getting her periods and was fairly new to the whole regime. Anyway, she happened to leave a used pad (wrapped up) in the small rubbish bin in her room, and she usually kept the door open. BK managed to FIND it and took great delight in taking it outside, throwing it up in the air and tearing it to shreds in front of the new boyfriend, embarrassing my poor sister, my stepsister, and me. Once we realised what it was, of course, it got put in the big bin where he couldn't get it!

[imported_Cassie]

He would let people IN, but not OUT. Not sure where that came from...

What a wonderful way to get a new boyfriend :wink: I'll have to get a dog like that, pick up a good looking hitchhiker...and viola!!! I got me a man who is committed to me. :lol:

Oh, I had another embarressing moment. I was waiting down at the dock for a friend, we were going to hike around the board walk. A cruise ship had just come in and I was standing there with my Newf's...well, the Newf being a dog breed of my area...people getting off the cruise ship thougt I was a part of tourism with the province waiting to greet them.... :oops: the tourists were lining up getting their pictures taken with my dogs :oops: I was a little over whelmed by it.

[courtnek]

you might have made some pretty good money doing that....


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[imported_Debbie]

Maisy is a well known garbage picker.....especially the bathroom garbage. Most of the time I make sure the door is slightly shut......
I do Daycare in my home and one of the Moms was picking up her child and she says to me "What's Maisy eating ?", I look over to see what she's got and it's a "used" tampon......... :o :oops:
I was like "Ewww....I don't know" :roll: and I ran over and picked it up really quick and threw it in the kitchen garbage !!!
From that day forward I always threw them in the kitchen garbage !!!
Now since I've had my surgery I don't need to worry about that anymore !!! :lol: :drinking: