Be Patient With Your Humans

[Ickle]

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Just received this ( See Below) from an e-mail friend and thought you would appreciate it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Be especially patient with your humans during this time. They may appear to
be more stressed-out than usual and they will appreciate long comforting dog
leans and wet kisses.
Your humans may come home with large bags of things they call gifts. Do not
assume that all the gifts are yours.
Be tolerant if your humans put decorations on you. They seem to get some
special kind of pleasure out of seeing how you look with fake antlers.
The humans may bring a large tree into the house and set it up in a
prominent place and cover it with lights and decorations. Bizarre as this may seem to
you, it is an important ritual for your humans, so there are some things you
need to know:
- Don't pee on the tree.
- Don't drink water from the container that holds the tree.
- Mind your tail when you are near the tree.
- If there are packages under the tree, even ones that smell interesting or
that have your name on them, don't rip them open.
- The ornaments hanging from the tree are not dog toys.
- Don't chew on the cord that runs from the hole in
the wall to the tree.
Your humans may occasionally invite lots of strangers to come visit during
this season. Be patient, even if unknowing strangers sit on your couch, and do
not drink out of glasses that are left within your reach.
Don't eat off the buffet table.
A big man with a white beard and a red suit may emerge from your fireplace with a big sack
in the middle of the night.He will eat your humans cookies and drink your humans booze,
but-
DON'T BITE HIM!

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Ickle

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