Crested Posted July 6, 2003 Posted July 6, 2003 Here are a few things I found while surfing on the net: Dog property laws 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way. 6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If it's broken, it's yours. This one is too long to put here, but here's the link. It's fantastic!! :D http://www.badpets.net/DogHumor/EtiquetteForDogs.html This is not a joke thingy, it's something that really touched my heart and I thought I'd share... 1. My life is likely to last ten to fifteen years Any separation from you will painful for me. Remember that before you buy me 2. Give me time to understand what you want of me 3. Place your trust in me- it's crucial to my Well-being. 4. Don't be angry at me for long and don't lock me up as punishment. You have your work your entertainment and your friends I have only you 5. Talk to me sometimes Even if I don't understand your words, I understand your voice when it's speaking to me 6. Be aware that however you treat me, I'll never forget it. 7. Remember before you hit me that l have teeth that could easily crushthe bones of your hand but that I choose not to bite you 8. Before you scold me for being uncooperative obstinate or lazy ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I'm not getting the right foodor I've been out in the sun too long or my heart is getting old and weak 9. Take care of me when I get old ; you, too, will grow old 10. Go with me on difficult journeys Never say, "I can't bear to watch it ." or " Let it happen in my absence." Everything is easier for me if you are there Remember I love you Author Unknown And this is just something that is really sad, but in a beautifull way... I love this. This is a kind of thing that is extremely close to my heart. I've read it many times over and over again in many diffirent languages and it still can acheave to get a tear to run down my cheek ...just thought I'd share... Rainbow Bridge There is a bridge connecting Heaven and Earth. It is called the Rainbow Bridge because of its many colours. When an animal dies that has been especially close to someone here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows and hills for all our special friends so they can run and play together. There is plenty of food, water and sunshine. Our friends are warm and comfortable. All the animals who had been ill and were old have been restored to health and vigour; those who were hurt or maimed are made whole and strong again, just as we remember them in our dreams of days gone by. The animals are happy except for one small thing; they each miss someone very special to them, who had been left behind. They all run and play together, but the day comes when one suddenly stops and looks into the distance. His bright eyes are intent. Suddenly he begins to run from the group, his legs carrying him faster and faster. You have been spotted and when you and your special friend meet, you cling together in joyous reunion, never to be parted again. The happy kisses rain upon your face, your hands again caress the beloved head, and you look once more into the trusting eyes of your pet, so long gone from your life, but never absent from your heart... ...then you cross the Rainbow Bridge together. Some of them here by the Bridge are different. These pets were beaten, starved, tortured, and unloved. They watch wistfully as their friends leave one by one, to cross the bridge with their special person. For them there is no one, no special one. Their time on earth did not give them one. But one day, as they run and play, they notice someone standing by the road to the bridge. This person wistfully watches the reunions of friends, for during life, this person had no pet. This person was beaten, starved, and unloved. Standing there alone, one of the unloved pets approaches, curious as to why this one is alone. And as the unloved pet and the unloved person get nearer to each other, a miracle occurs, for these are the ones who were meant to be together, the special person and the beloved pet who never had the chance to meet while on Earth. Finally, now, at the edge of the Rainbow Bridge, their souls meet, the pain and the sorrow disappear, and two friends are together. They cross the Rainbow Bridge together, never again to be separated. -Author Unknown - (sigh) Ok... First jokes and then teary things... I know... I'm weird... (But I hope it's in a good way...) /Crest Quote
Rowie-the-Pooh Posted July 6, 2003 Posted July 6, 2003 The jokes where too funny! :lol: But the rainbow bridge was BEAUTIFUL! I really mean it, it touched my heart! I imagined a unloved person and pet meeting up and, oh it was so sad! :cry: Thanks Crested! :D Quote
Crested Posted July 6, 2003 Author Posted July 6, 2003 Oh, Rowie don't mention it. I really love to collect stuff like that, so I thought that instead of keeping it to myself, I would share it. This way the things that I think is really funny or are just so incredibly beautifull can touche more people. :) /Crest Quote
Deez Posted July 6, 2003 Posted July 6, 2003 They're so beautiful.. Funny.. Sad.. Beautiful.. Each one different in their own unique way... :angel: We would like some more stuff like that!! :) Quote
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