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-In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.

-A female ferret will die if it goes into
heat and cannot find a mate.

-In Tokyo, they sell toupees for dogs.

Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.

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nadooshkinz napisał(a):
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland because he doesn't wear pants.


My FAVE!


Me too!! When I read it i couldn't STOP laughing!!

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nadooshkinz napisał(a):
[Automated by GetSmile]
Oh I LOVE you Dear Dear computer!


:lol: LOL! Oh my dear sweet computer!! I love you oh so very much!! *hugs and kisses computer* :lol:

Guest Anonymous
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:lol: :lol: I like the mouse one... and the duck one, about it's quack... that bothers me. LOL

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StarFox napisał(a):
-Snails can sleep up to three years.

-A ducks quack dosn't echo-No one knows why.

There ya go...some totally useless facts that you will never use. :lol:


:o :o :o

Haha, keep 'em comin'! :lol:

My brother wants to say something (he's watching me type! :roll:)

I love golden retrievers 8)

Awww! :angel: He's already taking after me! :D (I did NOT tell him to write that by the way, he wrote it all himself! :wink:)

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OK you guys asked for it!!

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

On average people fear spiders more than they do death

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>>> (Hmmmmm.....)

You are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous
spider

A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out

The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight
and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated
(who does the testing for these things?)

Polar bears are left handed

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds

The flea can jump 350 times its body length, It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.

A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves

Some lions mate over 50 times a day

Butterflies taste with their feet

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump

A cat's urine glows under a blacklight

An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain
(A few of my coworkers are direct descendants of the ostrich}

Starfishes haven't got brains
(The others are descendants of the starfish)

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I got this from a co-worker!!!

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Just thought I would add one.... :D

Horses and Rats are the only animals that cannot vomit...!!

I knew about the sex thing already! :o FREAKY!

I used to have a whole list, but deleted it! :x

Nadooshkinz, remember Terry and her useless facts? Do you remember any? :-?

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OH!

If Bill Gates but all his fotune in dollars, undre his bed, and fell from it, it would take him about 6 minutes to reach the ground! :o

If you fart non-stop for 6 years, you will have made enough toxin (I think) to produce a an atomic bomb!! :lol:

Nadooshkinz will get these right for you, it's 11:44 PM here, and I'm TIRED, so I may have posted these wrong... :-?

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OK a few more:

After the Chicago fire, everyone living in a multi-residence structure (apartments and such) was required to have a bucket of water outside
their doors at all times. That law is still on the books today.

Back in the 1800's you could be arrested for not tipping your hat to a lady.

It has been, and still is, illegal to spit ont he street.

and my favorite:

In Tennessee, it i s illegal to shoot a whale from your car....

(???? there are no oceans near Tennessee as far as I know)

:lol:

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They are so funny, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: trust Courtnek to come up with some exceedingly funny ones. :lol: :lol: :lol: Would like to meet your co-workers Courtnek. :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure


thanks Marion - part of this one didnt paste - it say afterwards

"Is that why Flipper is always smiling?"

Yea, my co-workers are unusual, to say the least. You work in the computer industry, you end up with all kinds....


:lol: :lol:

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