Rosebud Posted May 23, 2003 Posted May 23, 2003 Nation's Dogs Dangerously Underpetted, Say Dogs This comes from www.theonion.com, a pretty good satire site. Enjoy! NEW YORK—At a press conference Monday, representatives of the Association of American Dogs announced that the nation's canines are dangerously underpetted. "Every night, thousands of U.S. dogs go to bed without so much as a scratch behind the ears," AAD president Banjo said. "If this sort of neglect from our masters continues, it could lead to widespread jumping on the furniture." Upon his owner's arrival in the press-conference room, Banjo abruptly ended his speech, frantically barking, leaping, and rolling over on his back in an effort to communicate his need for a vigorous belly rub. :angel: Quote
mouseatthebusstop Posted May 23, 2003 Posted May 23, 2003 :Dog_run: :Dog_run: :Dog_run: but mine get lots of cuddles but they still jump all over me! Quote
Malamum Posted May 24, 2003 Posted May 24, 2003 Cute.. I think my boy had overdosed though from getting too many pats Quote
Mama A.J. Posted May 27, 2003 Posted May 27, 2003 too cute!!! :lol: I think sometimes my dogs wish I would back off, I just can't get enough of my buggers, awww...they are so darn cute and cuddly!!! Quote
Rosebud Posted May 28, 2003 Author Posted May 28, 2003 Mama A.J. napisał(a):too cute!!! :lol: I think sometimes my dogs wish I would back off, I just can't get enough of my buggers, awww...they are so darn cute and cuddly!!! I get that, "Mom, I'm trying to sleep" look from Sally every-night when I tuck her in. :angel: Quote
Rowie-the-Pooh Posted May 28, 2003 Posted May 28, 2003 :lol: :lol: :lol: Too Cute!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote
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