Poofy Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Once upon a time there was this cat burgler, who was very skilled at his profession. Once night when he entered a particularlly large, old, and very dark mansion he found himself just a bit edgy. After a few steps into the house, he was gathering his confidence when he heard, out of the darkness, a soft voice that spoke to him. " Jesus is watching you" The burgler froze. He could not move. The house was silent, only the sound of the night out side...maybe he had imagined it? Slowly he went on, heading toward the far wall where the safe would surely be hidden. Again, the voice called out to him... " Jesus is watching you" Again he froze. After a moment he shook off his hesitation squinted his eyes trying to locate where the voice was comming from. The voice spoke again. " Jesus is watching you" He edged over to the coner of the room, where he promptly found a large bird cage. Through the darkness he could just make out the shape of a parrot, who emmidiatly spoke. " jesus is watching you." The burglar breathed a deep sigh of relief, " Thank goodness that was just you little fellow." " Yes it was me" Stated the bird Now, totally relaxed and looking for the wall safe again, the burglar casually asked the parrot " So whats you name bird?" The parrot rustled his feathers and proudly replied... " Napoleon!" The burglar laughed and shook his head, he had found his wall safe and began to pick the lock. " And what kind of stupid idiot would name a parrot Napoleon." And the parrot promptly replied... " The same stupid idiot that named the Doberman Jesus." Quote
courtnek Posted April 3, 2003 Posted April 3, 2003 Love it!! That makes a great visual - the dobie in a dark corner just watching, and waiting...... :lol: Quote
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