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Note: forwarded message attached.The following ad in
The Gazette is reported to have received numerous
calls

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship,
ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good-looking girl
who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods,
riding in your pickup truck, camping and fishing
trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire.
Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your
hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll
be at the front door when you get home from work,
wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm
yours.

Call 514-555-5555 and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the local
Humane Society about an 8 week old black labrador
retriever.

Guest Anonymous
Posted

:lol: I think I read this one before, but it's still so funny!

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