HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

[Daisysmom]

HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER:

The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead
of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

BORDER COLLIE:

Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

DACHSHUND:
You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

ROTTWEILER:
Make me.

LAB:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can
I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

GERMAN SHEPHERD:
I'll change it as soon as I lead these people from the dark, check to make sure I didn't miss anyone, and make one more perimeter patrol to ensure no one tried to take advantage of our situation.

TIBETAN TERRIER:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

POODLE:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the
time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

COCKER SPANIEL:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

BOXER:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark ...

CHIHUAHUA:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

IRISH WOLFHOUND:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover ...

POINTER:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...

GREYHOUND:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

HOUND DOG:
ZZZZZZzzzzz.z.z.z..z..z..z...z

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD:
First, I'll herd all the light bulbs into a little circle ...

CAT:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the
question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

[Luka-pop]

So true, so true. Luka would be saying, "I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ... Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?" (Pointer/Lab). Then he'd prolly be saying, "But I only work for food..." :lol:

[Crested]

I know two more to that thing! Chinese Crested... hairless and powderpuff! :wink:

PP: I'll get a chair jump on it and I'll get a bit higher by balancing on my hind legs. Darn! Still can't reach it! But no one else coule EVER get this high up! I swear!!

Hairless: And now I'll climb on top of powder and we're even higher! Oh... WHY did you want us changing the light bulb?


Ya know... Cresteds are pretty smart... :wink:

/Crested

[Crested]

A copule more:

Nederlandse Herdershonde:
Yes! (*jump*) Light Bulb! (*jump*) Give it to me! (*jump*) Only I can get that high! (*jump*) Bordercollie could never reach this high! (*jump*)

Miniature pincher: Now Netherlandse Herderhonde has made a mistake! *example jump* I TOO can - can *jump* can *jump* get that high! *hits the lamp* Oops... umm... would it be ok if I ATE the bulb? *swallow*

Shelt: EEEEK! A light bulb!! What's a light bulb?? Is it something dangerous?! *whining* Should it be barked at? Just to be on the safe side? *bark, bark* Are you sure it won't attack me? *bark, bark* Atre you sure you want to change it? *barks some more* Is it safe? *crying* This is absolutely horrible, but I have to sacrefice myself for my owner! Oh my little dear life... *whining*

Australian Shepard: First I'll put all of the light bulbs in a little circle...

[Rowie-the-Pooh]

Afghan Hound: Light Bulb? What's a light bulb? :lol:



Haha! I love that one! :D



Rowie: Lemme change it! I will! I will! I promise I won't do anything! Lemme change it! Lemme!

When everyone has gone, trusting her with the lightbulb, Rowie, in the dark, chewes it ALL up, hides what's remained of it under the carpet, and runs away and starts a career as a travelling circus dog. :lol:

[bk_blue]

Blue heeler: You want the stupid bulb changed? YOU do it! :D

[behle]

I've seen this list before Daisymom, but it is still funny. So are all the other postings about other breeds that you guys have added! :lol:

[behle]

Oh my dog! Both so true! I swear that Ben has turned into the worst kind of chow hound this winter! Spring better come soon or he won't be able to fit out the door! Boredom and inactivity is a horrible combination!

(On a personal note: I am having a happy celebration today cruising around dogo because finally after waiting all school year we are having a SNOW DAY! Due to ice, not snow! I have the time to relax, be home and enjoy a quiet day and still get paid for it! Life is good today!)