YOU KNOW YOUVE GONE TO THE DOGS....

[Guest Anonymous]

I READ THIS SOMEWHERE AND THOUGHT IS WAS HILARIOUS....


Nobody's feet are allowed on the furniture , but your dogs are welcome to sleep on any piece of furniture they so choose .

You start barking at your children to "Sit!" "Stay!"

You can only remember people by associating them with their dog .

Your voice is immediately recognized by your Vet's receptionist .

Your dog decides he doesn't like someone and you tend to agree .

You describe your children as having temperaments rather than personalities.

Complete strangers call you on the phone to ask a question because they heard you were a "dog person" .

Your cookie jar has never seen the likes of people cookies .

While proudly showing off your family album , your guest asks , "Isn't there anyone else in your family besides the dog ?"

First time visitors wonder aloud , "Do you smell something?"

and you really don't .

Your Vet takes a few extra courses just to keep up with your breed's assorted ailments .

You've traced your dog's family tree further than you have your own .

You break down and buy another pillow so you can have one to sleep on .

Your dog has the best birthday party over and above any kid in the entire neighborhood !

[Guest Anonymous]

:lol: I've read this before, but I can relate to more then half of them!! :lol: :o

[mouseatthebusstop]

I CAN RELATE TO HALF OR PREHAPS MORE

[courtnek]

OH YEAH....I CAN relate to most of them!

But I agree with K - I trust my dogs instincts more than my own. If they dont like someone (they're labs, they like everyone!) I go with their
decisions....

:D

[Prairie_Gurl]

LOL. My parents e-mailed that to me a while back. I can totally relate to most of them. I've got albums of just pictures of my dogs. And I only know some of the neighbors by their dog's names. LOL. And my mom says my room smells... does it really???

I've got a big sign on my bedroom door that says: GONE TO THE DOGS!!!!