Ickle Posted March 4, 2003 Posted March 4, 2003 Dawgs posted: 4th March 2003 at 09:58 PM Ickle Member Posts: 29 Joined: Feb 2003 From: Status: Online From Japanese Spitz list DAWGS How many dogs does it take to change a lightbulb? Golden retriever -- the sun is shining,the day is young,we've got our whole lives ahead of us & you are inside worrying about a burnt out bulbs. Border Collie --just one and then I will replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund--Youknow I can't reach that stupid lamp. Rottweiller--Make me!! Lab--Oh me !!! Pleeeeeze let me change the light bulb" CanI Can I,Huh,huh.Huh< Can I? GSD I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark,check to make sure I haven't missed any and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation Tibetan terrrier Let the border collie do it .you can feed me while he's busy. Jack Russell Terrier I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls & furniture Poodle I'll just blow in the border collie's ear & he will do it .By the time he finishes rewiring the house my nails will be dry. Cocker Spaniel Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. Dobermann While it is dark I'm going to sleep on the couch. Boxer Who cares? I can still play my squeaky toyd in the dark. Chihuahua Yo quiero Taco Bulb Irish Wolfhound Can somebody else do it ? I've got this hangover Pointer I see it, there it is. there it is right there... Grey hound It isn't moving . Who cares? Aus, Shepherd First I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... OES. Light bulb ? I'm sorry but I don't see a light bulb Hound Dog zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz] __________________ Ickle Quote
Cheetah Posted March 5, 2003 Posted March 5, 2003 I've seen that before, but it was just as funny this time! :lol: Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted March 5, 2003 Posted March 5, 2003 hee hee, I like all the Border Collie coments :megagrin: Quote
courtnek Posted March 5, 2003 Posted March 5, 2003 yes, they are known to be workaholics - but it's definitely true about the Golden, the Lab and the GSD.... thanks. This really cracked me up!! Hey send that Border Collie this way...I have some rewiring he could do... I certainly cant do it!!! :laugh2_2: Quote
Marble Posted March 5, 2003 Posted March 5, 2003 that's great, thanks for sharing it, it made me laugh finally.....:) Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted March 5, 2003 Posted March 5, 2003 aight Court, I'll send you Hazel (if you can handle her! :lol: ) AND Mykee (Mandi's dog) over your way, I'm sure she'd love to get him off her hands for a while too! Our houses have been rewired, orginzed, and not a single lightbulb is burnt out all over the house so much, these dogs are bored and driving us CRAZY! :drinking: :lol: Quote
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