Guest Anonymous Posted January 23, 2003 Posted January 23, 2003 DOGS pet peeves about HUMANS>>> 1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping. 2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny. 3. Yelling at me for barking ... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!! 4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like cat butt?) 5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly who's walk is this anyway? 6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it. 7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet? 8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot. 9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth, you're just jealous. 10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? 11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your shit up when you're not home. 12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far behind schedule that puts me? 13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I freak out everytime we go back . 14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain, you tard. 15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? God I love this :black: Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted January 23, 2003 Posted January 23, 2003 That was a riot! #2 was my favorite! Quote
Ickle Posted January 23, 2003 Posted January 23, 2003 There is many a true word spoken in jest just like this post Rott'n'pitt well done Ickle :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted January 23, 2003 Posted January 23, 2003 #14 had me laughing in my clients ear. That one is too true. Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted January 24, 2003 Posted January 24, 2003 I cant stop reading it... It makes me laugh out loud :lol: Quote
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