talking Dog

[Ickle]

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> This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for
> Sale." He rings
> the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard.
>
> The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting
> there. "You talk?"
> he asks.
>
> "Yep," the mutt replies.
>
> "So, what's your story?"
>
> The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered my gift pretty
> young and I
> wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my
> gift, and in no
> time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
> rooms with
> spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
> eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight
> years running. I
> couldn't tell you how many wars I helped prevent.
>
> But, the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I
> wasn't getting any
> younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job
> at the airport
> to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious
> characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
> dealings there ...
> and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of
> puppies, and now
> I'm just retired."
>
> The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
> wants for the
> dog. The owner says "Ten dollars."
>
> The guy says he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is
> amazing. Why on
> earth are you selling him and why so cheap?"
>
> The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff." :lol:

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