mcobbin Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 Dogs and men Dogs don't have problems expressing affection in public. Dogs miss you when you're gone. Dogs feel guilt when they've done something wrong. Dogs admit it when they're jealous. Dogs prefer going out with you to going out on their own. Dogs don't feel threatened by your intelligence. You can train a dog. Dogs are good with kids. Gorgeous dogs don't know they're gorgeous. Dogs understand what "no" means. Dogs understand if some of their friends can't come in the house. Dogs appreciate your cooking. Dogs don't feel the need to abandon you for a younger owner. Dogs don't mind if you do all the driving. Dogs don't weigh down your handbag with their stuff. Dogs don't care whether you shave your legs. Dogs aren't threatened if you earn more than they do. Dogs mean it when they kiss you. Dogs are nice to your relatives. Quote
Marble Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 yeah, me too, i grew up with seven brothers.......that was too funny. Quote
Cheetah Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 OUCH! SEVEN brothers? Geez! I only have two younger brothers (11 and 14)- cannot stand them (immature little freaks who's mission in life is to drive me crazy :crazyeyes: ) They're at a bad age, actually worse than they were when they were younger...the older one brought home his first girlfriend a few weeks ago...(who promptly broke up with him after 2 weeks, lol) They're also constantly sneaking Roxie very unhealthy people food (its getting increasingly harder to feel her ribs), and when i'm not around, they encourage her to play rough games and nip at them, especially when they have their friends over. I also walked in on them and their friends the other day encouraging the dog to hump their legs - laughing hysterically. :o Of course I freaked out at them, giving them one of my dog "lectures", but they never listen...after about a minute they just start saying "whatever, whatever, go away". Do they listen? No. They'll probably later go try to steal something from my room to get me more pissed (they think its funny). My mom talks to them too...but it doesn't get much better because although they'll pretend to listen to her, they don't, they just get more sneaky(well...I guess I do the same thing sometimes...but about totally different things, what do you expect, I'm a teenager too!) Thing is, they do this kind of stuff usually when they're in the basement or somewhere where I or my parents aren't around. I don't get home until 5:00 every day (track after school), so I can't "supervise" them, and i'd probably have a nervous breakdown if I did. If I am in the same room as them, Roxie tends to try to ignore them and act "good", but as soon as I disappear...fair game. This kind of stuff only started happening in the past year...they just got to a certain age....and i've only used the examples of how they treat my dog...there have been a number of other "incidents" that have occurred that have nothing to do with dogs...won't go into detail on these things... I hope they'll get better with age, because this "stage" they're at is wearing thin on my nerves. I rambled again, but I had to get that out, sorry! I just had to get out some of my frustration! :mad: :mad: :mad: By the way, I have tons of respect for you Marble, growing up with SEVEN brothers! Quote
Bensam Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 I have 6 sons and a daughter, she's youngest by 6 years. They all spoilt her rotten. If I growled at her I would have 6 boys not talking to me! THEN she grew up and, boy, was there some arguments. We lived in a small town and every time my daughter looked at a boy the brothers would vet him and none every seemed to pass muster. " He drinks", "he smokes", 'he cant hold down a job", "he goes with a rough crowd", anyone would have thought my sons were angels, far from it! My daughter was posted to Darwin with her job, met and married a wonderful guy, so perhaps her brothers' warnings paid off :lol: Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 Marble napisał(a):yeah, me too, i grew up with seven brothers.......that was too funny. Your lucky I had: 1)richard 2)John 3)Steven 4)Rick (stepbrother) 5)Benjamin (stepbrother) 6)Charlie (stepbrother) 7)Mike (stepbrother) 8)Nickolas (stepbrother) 9)Shirley (my only sister!) 10)Stanley and me #11 Donna can you imagin dinner time at my house? and guess who had to do the dishes? Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 Men can fix the dishwasher Men can open the jelly jars Men can clean up after themselves(notice I said CAN, not do) Men can fix the car Men can tell you how beautiful you are Men dont poop on the floor Men dont sniff visitors crotches We are not that bad.... Are WE???? Quote
bk_blue Posted January 11, 2003 Posted January 11, 2003 :roll: LOL... not saying a word in defence of any men, except gay guys and my dad, because they can cook, clean, and drink :drinking: :D Quote
Aroura Posted January 11, 2003 Posted January 11, 2003 I'm going to stand in defence of men this time, seeing as my bf has put them in my good books after turning up yesterday with a rose (no one's ever given me a rose before, I'm so flattered :D ) and a bottle of champagne. Then he cooked my family the nicest dinner (he's a chef) and even washed and dried the dishes after. Mum asked me to help him and he said I can't, when she asked why he said because he wont let me :wink: He always insists on doing everything for me, I can't even up to get a glass of water in my own house without him insisting I stay seated and he'll go get it for me. He tells me at least every 5 minutes how gorgeous I am (and I ask him if he's looked in the mirror lately? :wink: ). He cooks me breakfast every morning, even when he's at my place, when I'm at his place I can have anything I want because his parents own a shop and pub. He'll sit there for hours opening oysters for me and when we go out its always his shout, as soon as he see's me reach into my wallet for anything he'll jump in and pay before I can even stop him. If I want to buy myself a drink I have to sneak away so he doesn't see me. He lives 40 minutes out of town and is always paying my friends with cars $50 just to drive me out there when they would probably do it for nothing. He's great for my brother, Willem always wants to spend time with us when Matts over, being schizzophrenic its hard for some people to talk to him, but Matt always goes out and talks to him and as soon as he goes home Willem comes to me and asks when Matts going to be over again. And he just LOVES the dogs, he's crazy about them. He's going to bring over some roo legs for them and was going to give me $100 to feed them so I could spend my own money on myself.... but I talked him out of that one. Hmmm, maybe its true what they say about men and dogs though, maybe I've just found myself a dog trapped inside a mans body? :lol: Quote
mcobbin Posted January 11, 2003 Author Posted January 11, 2003 kudos to you for finding a great guy....i guess if most men are dogs, it's entirely possible to find a dog who is a man!! so, i guess i should clear things up...just thought it was a funny post :lol: cause i can say that i found a dog who is a man (lucky me) i guess that's why i'm marrying him :wink: Quote
Aroura Posted January 11, 2003 Posted January 11, 2003 mcobbin, that dog in your signature very closely resembles a few of the men I know, maybe it is possible to find a man trapped in a dogs body? :lol: Thank god for dog-men!!!! :angel: Quote
bk_blue Posted January 11, 2003 Posted January 11, 2003 Good stuff Aroura... I have been living with 2 gay guys for the past week. I'm officially a fag-hag 8) Jack (trombone) has cooked dinner with me most nights and breakfast every morning/arvo and even carried the basket at the supermarket. He even swept the floors and cleaned the kitchen this morning :D Adam (bassoonist) made spinach and fetta pie one day but none of us can remember eating it :drinking: Quote
ArtfulDodger Posted January 11, 2003 Posted January 11, 2003 I feel it is only right that we men get a right of reply. It works both ways, dogs v women 1. A dog wont shut itself in the bathroom for hours "getting ready" to go out. 2. A dog wont get mad at you for some imagined thing. 3. A dog will always welcome your dirty socks and jocks when you throw them on the bedroom floor. 4. A dog doesn't care if the toilet seat is up. 5. A dog doesn't get jealous when you look at a woman out of the corner of your eye. 6. A dog wont tell you to brush your teeth and go to sleep when you stagger in at 4 in the morning and are feeling friendly and chatty. 7. A dog wont EVER ask "does my bum look big in this?" 8. A dog wont insist repeatedly that it's not hungry then eat half of whatever food you have bought for your VERY hungry self. 9. A dog wont mind if you fart, scratch your butt and burp while watching the football. 10. A dog wont mind if you just sit together comfortably and not talk. Ok, my work here is done. 8) for now..... :wink: Quote
Daisysmom Posted January 11, 2003 Posted January 11, 2003 Ouch :fadein: I'll keep my man and my dogs! Luv em all! Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted January 11, 2003 Posted January 11, 2003 HAHAHAHA! (I'm Female myself by the way) But I just HAD to laugh at that one: 7. A dog wont EVER ask "does my bum look big in this?" Aroura, your "dog-man" really sounds great! LOL I do agree with both "Dog Vs. ..." Statements, and in both cases, the dog has (not ALWAYS) come out on top! LOL hmm... I wonder why that is? :wink: LOL Actually, Hazel's really weird, every guy I've ever liked she HATESED, every guy I hated she liked!!!!! I really don't get it! LOL I think my dog just wants me to herself! LOL Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted January 11, 2003 Posted January 11, 2003 Well I would rather my hubby leave the seat up because when the dog "sneaks" a drink the water is all over the lid!! YUCK :o :lol: !! But then again being stuck in the toilet at 3 am is not my idea of fun either!! :lol: Quote
Aroura Posted January 14, 2003 Posted January 14, 2003 I wonder if there are any dog women out there? :lol: Quote
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