wildbunch Posted January 4, 2003 Posted January 4, 2003 :-? Give me a break! P.S. Roo, I love your new signature! Too cute. Quote
Guest roo Posted January 4, 2003 Posted January 4, 2003 Thank you wildbunch, i have waited and waited to find the right one :lol: and i just love him :angel: Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted January 4, 2003 Posted January 4, 2003 Oh, my gosh, I just love him/her. I want to pull him off the screen and give him a big kiss on that darling little squishy face. Quote
mouseatthebusstop Posted January 5, 2003 Posted January 5, 2003 roo napisał(a):Thank you wildbunch, i have waited and waited to find the right one :lol: and i just love him :angel: where do you find one? Quote
Guest roo Posted January 5, 2003 Posted January 5, 2003 I dont know where he came from, but i am on a frenchie list and it appeared in an email. i wish i knew where he came from though :lol: Quote
Carolk9s Posted January 5, 2003 Posted January 5, 2003 Man just look at the opportunity I have been overlooking! I can start my OWN registry for dogs or anything that resembles a dog! Hm, gotta have a catchy name so people will be willing to send me their money, how about... here it is.. what do you think... MID-ATLANTIC WHATCHAMACALLITS! Yes folks you can join this VERY exclusive registry now, your dog (or whatever) can have honest to goodness registration among the elite of the dog world! You don't even have to live in a Mid-Atlantic state to qualify during this special offer. Hey you don't even have to have a dog! Just send your bank check, money order, or good ole U.S. currency to me and I will IMMEDIATELY send you a certificate of registration suitable for framing and showing off to your friends or lining the bird cage, your choice! You will be the envy of all, be the first on YOUR block to register with MID-ATLANTIC WHATCHAMACALLITS! For a limited time, registration is JUST $10 PER DOG (OR WHATEVER), THE COST DROPS WAY DOWN TO $8 IF YOU REGISTER 3 OR MORE! Register 5 dogs and I will throw in a genuine plastic made in China frame for EACH certificate! Don't put this off, demand is expected to be high and the cost to register will rise in the near future. If I can sucker enough gullible people into this the cost will SURELY rise. Oh and for all of my BEST BUDDIES in Dogomania land, for you, why I'll give you a preferred rate of just $7 per registration! Can't beat that deal now can you! Quote
Carolk9s Posted January 5, 2003 Posted January 5, 2003 Yep Newfiemom, saw it, hm think I should post MY registry info there also? I could add, we don't require no silly health certificates either, we KNOW your little prince or princess is perfect just the way they are! Hey I will even allow you to register dogs that have passed on to the dog park in the sky, what better way to honor their memory. I might need a 1-900 number for this, I expect it to be huge! :D Quote
Carolk9s Posted January 5, 2003 Posted January 5, 2003 We don't need no steenkin health checks! Quote
Carolk9s Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 I think that we should also register mixed breeds. Now Sasha, mixed breeds is so, so, PASSE. ANY dog can be a WHATCHAMACALLIT. I guess we could have a separate category for WHATCHAMACALLIT-POOS Why not, good marketing strategy there Sasha! After all, we just want their money! Quote
mouseatthebusstop Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 carol do you have a special "friends rate" or free samples. If I had a free sample I could help with advertising PLEASE Quote
corgilady Posted January 6, 2003 Posted January 6, 2003 Yes Carol, all the companies I deal with send me Sample Packets. I'll be expecting mine in the mail. Or FedEx. :lol: Quote
Carolk9s Posted January 7, 2003 Posted January 7, 2003 Well for you picky folk who wanted a 'sample' or some indication of what you would get for you bucks, here is a sample registration form. Please note this is a work in progress and changes may be made at any time without prior notification to you. If you have questions or comments about this form, feel free to send them to the President or Vice President. Most likely they will be ignored but go on and send them anyway. Also note that the O-FFICIAL form will be stamped with an O-FFICIAL seal consisting of my dogs pawprint after they've been running in the mud. [list:0a4fb569b5]WHATCHAMACALLIT REGISTRY SERVICES[/list:u:0a4fb569b5] Daddy Dogs Name: (if known) Mommy Dogs Name: (if known) Dogs Name: Sex: (the younger the better so more can be registered of course!) Dogs Color(s) Status: (Alive or Deceased) Owners Name: Owners Address: THIS O-FFICIAL CERTIFICATE IS ISSUED FOR THE ABOVE NAMED CRITTER AND CERTIFIES THAT THEY ARE A GENUINE WHATCHAMACALLIT OR WHATCHAMACALLIT-POO AND MAY BE BRED AS MANY TIMES AS POSSIBLE TO CREATE MORE WHATCHAMACALLITS OR WHATCHAMACALLIT-POOS AS DEMAND FOR THESE SUPERIOR CRITTERS IS HIGH. O-FFICIAL SIGNATURE OF PRESIDENT AND FOUNDER OF WHATCHAMACALLIT REGISTRY IS REQUIRED _______________________________ CAROL O-FFICIAL SIGNATURE OF VICE PRESIDENT AND INVESTOR OF WHATCHAMACALLIT REGISTRY IS REQUIRED _______________________________SASHA DATE REGISTRATION ISSUED ____________________ Quote
corgilady Posted January 7, 2003 Posted January 7, 2003 :o OH, you just like it cuz your name is on it!!! :lol: :lol: Quote
mouseatthebusstop Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 what do you mean "mummy dogs name if known" its only daddy dog unknown. Quote
Carolk9s Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 Or a shelter doggie! Like my two mixed up girls! Quote
Kiger Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 Well, I'm going to create the Doodle-Poo and put everyone else out of business. It's easy. Just take one Poo: huskypoo, yorkipoo, cockapoo, maltipoo, etc... and cross with one Doodle: labradoodle, schnoodle, goldendoodle, doodleman pinscher, etc... Each one is a rare, one of a kind puppy GUARANTEED to look like a dog. Get on the waiting list now! Quote
Kiger Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 Nah, I'll just save money by registering them myself as the Doodle-Poo Registry - the DPR - and print up the papers on my laserjet. I'll steal the printer paper from work. :wink: Quote
Kiger Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 Oh yeah K...you know the DPR will register your mis-marked Saint as a super rare white 'nard. Eventually you will be required to breed him to either a Poo or a Doodle to acheive the appropriate amount of doodle-ness. I think Poonards would sell like hotcakes. They'd still drool but be hypoallergenic. :lol: (I really hope I'm not giving some lurker any ideas. :o ) Quote
Carolk9s Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 K napisał(a):OOOOOHHHHHH Goody another new registery :lol: Because there is an OBVIOUS need for more registeries who will certify that our lovely mutts are indeed mutts! Quote
Carolk9s Posted January 9, 2003 Posted January 9, 2003 Hey Sasha, what do you think of adding another variation to the original Whatchamacallit name? How about WhatchamacallPits! Quote
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