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Does this ring any bells?
I wonder if this is after the feasting????

> Mirror, mirror on the wall
> Do you have to tell it all?
> Where do you get the glaring light
> To make my clothes look just too tight?
> I think I'm fine but I can see
> you will not cooperate with me;
>
> The way you let the shadows play
> You'd think my hair was getting grey.
> What's that, you say? A double chin?
> No, that's the way the light comes in;
> If you persist in peering so
> You'll confiscate my facial glow,
> And then if you're not hanging straight
> You'll tell me next I'm gaining weight.
>
> I'm really quite upset with you
> for giving this distorted view;
> I hate what's happened to my thighs.
> I warn you now, O mirrored wall,
> Since we're not on speaking terms at all,
> If I look like this in my new jeans
> You'll find yourself in smithereens !!

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I found a mirror in a second hand shop which made me look slimmer just wish it could actually change me for real.(I bought it ) Good for my egol
Ickle :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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