Something I dont understand?

[ArtfulDodger]

I need a female opinion on my technique, tell me why I don't get lucky?

Approach desired female, being careful to not lean drunkenly on her, gaze blankly in the vicinity of her chest for 2 minutes then look towards where her face should be. Suck up any drool that may have escaped before she sees it and prepare to deliver pick up line rehearsed earlier that evening. (first impressions count)
Deliver line is mumbling whisper, eyes blearilly closed, and lurch forward unsteadily to hear her response.
Scratch your head, frown and stagger to the bar for another Crownie.

I'm just not getting any luck this way??? :cry:

[bk_blue]

Mei-Mei napisał(a):

I've never had the one that I wanted to hear which is, "You're such a beautiful lady that I'm going to give you my American Express card which has no limit and take you to the mall where you can shop all day without my complaining!" :wink:

That's the one I want, without having to resort to streetwalking :roll: :D

[ArtfulDodger]

Ok, advice noted, I'll try not to slur and drool as much. I'm excited now!! 8)

Mei-Mei, that american express line would work on even the most antisocial woman wouldn't it?? I wonder where I can get some fake ones made up to hand out next time I go out. I could stress to the young lady that this "shopping spree" will take place early tomorrow afternoon and that in the meantime would she like to come back to my house and see my etchings. :wink:

Here are some lines used by my friends. I've never had the audacity to use them myself but my friends do have a rather blunt approach.

1. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
2. Have you seen my heart? Oh, there it is, I knew you'd stolen it.
3. My name is (insert name) you'd better get used to it, you'll be screaming it out in orgasm later tonight.
4. Don't worry, I'll help you get your wings back.
5. Are you in love with me yet or would you like me to walk past again?

[bk_blue]

:roll: hmmmm I think someone needs to teach your mates new pickup lines! :lol:

[ArtfulDodger]

bk_blue napisał(a):

:roll: hmmmm I think someone needs to teach your mates new pickup lines! :lol:

I agree, these lines make me cringe in shame every time my mates use them. I have to wonder about ome women tho, these lines work alarmingly well. It's not as if my mates look like Brad Pitt or anything, they are just average Joes but they are average Joes with no shame whatsoever.

I found that the humble "hello" worked very well last night at the new year's eve celebrations. :wink:

I feel like I've just done 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. hehehhe

[bk_blue]

yeah, I can sympathise. I slept for 12 hours today and I still have a headache. :-?