Guest roo Posted December 18, 2002 Posted December 18, 2002 Subject: How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned-out bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Dachshund: You know I can't reach the stupid lamp! Rottweiler: Make me. Labrador: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh! Huh! Huh! Can I? German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. Jack Russell: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and the furniture. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still mess on the carpet in the dark. Springer Spaniel: Light bulb? What light bulb? You mean that the thing I just ate was a light bulb? Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch. Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover....... Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there...... Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Hound Dog: ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz...zzzz......zzzzzzzzz..zz Sheltie: Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?? Quote
deepseasnake Posted December 18, 2002 Posted December 18, 2002 Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark. thats right who needs lights anyway Quote
Guest roo Posted December 18, 2002 Posted December 18, 2002 Yes i thought it good too, loved the rotts reply Make me :lol: Quote
yellowlabsrule Posted December 18, 2002 Posted December 18, 2002 Very funny Roo, but I think the Lab one is wrong. Not exactly sure what it should be, but here's a suggestion. Lab: If I lick it enough it will turn on right? Lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick, and on and on. :lol: Winnie says I shouldn't take a shower, she'll just give it to me! :lol: Quote
bk_blue Posted December 20, 2002 Posted December 20, 2002 :lol: I love that, it's very funny. ACD: YOU want the lightbulb changed?? YOU do it!! Quote
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