Ridiculous dog ad!

[Hobbit]

I've heard Border Collies called, "Boarders" :o oooookay.

Then there's Pikaneeze, Cockerl Spanners, Poodels, Dobermens (must be plural dogs!!), Laberdoors, Springing Spanners, the list is endless....and too funny.

[Guest Anonymous]

Aussie Puppies - No papers pure breed. Merles+solids. Tails docked + declaues Removed. 6 weeks old males + females. $100.00 each. Perfect watch dogs& workers too

PITT WITH PAPERS 1 1/2 YEARS OLD

:lol: AKC registered Toy Chihuahua blonde

:lol: :lol: AKC TEA-CUP CHIUAHUAH PUPPIES

Is this a breed I do not know about :o American Eskies-2 girls one boy, not related.5mo.to 1yr.150.00 for all 3.

Datchund breeding pair, Male/ Female both black/tan and beautiful. $200.00 for the pair or $100 each dogs are small and female is 2yrs and male is 1yr Now this is scary :o

Okay and what about the wanted ads!!!

Wanted: A pup like spud mikenze or big and stocky breed, preferable solid white, or solid color with great markings.

Okay last one::::Shit-tese (shih-tzu/maltese mix) 5 mos. male. Adorable. White w/ black. Great w/ kids and other dogs :o :o :o

[Hobbit]

:lol: :lol:

I've got to go read some classified ad's --- good for a laugh (yes, sad though).

[Guest Anonymous]

Bichons, Cairn Terriers, Cockers, Collie, Fox Terriers, Lhasa Apso, Papillon, Miniature Schnauzer, PomXPappy and BoxXShep puppies. Kittens.

3/4 CHIHUAHUA 1/4 Papillon pups, 2 females, 1 male, 2 sets of shots and wormed, $200 each.

6 PUREBRED Border Collie pups, 6 wks. old, weaned, males and females. $200/offer. ONLY 6 WEKS OLD???? :o

AKC Yellow Lab Puppies, 6 males, 6 wks. old, dew claws removed and wormed. Excellent hunting bloodlines. $300 ea. More at only 6 weeks..

BEAGLE pups, AKC, 1 female, $180, 3 males, $160. 6 wks. old, wormed and vaccinated. Again, only 6 weeks old...

APR Yorkie Pups
$400-$700 Some tiny...aren't they ALL tiny???

BEST MONEY SPENT!
AKC Yellow Lab pups,
hunter raised, champion lines, OFA hips, dewclaws, shots, full six generation pedigree, parent hunters on site. Great family dogs! 5 at $250 each. :roll:

FREE German Shepherd
mix outside dog.
Hates cats. :o

PETLAND PUPPIES
Akita, Chow Chow, Irish Setter, Dachshund, Mini Schnauzer Wheaten Terrier, Shih Tzu, Shiba Inu, Pembroke Welsh Corgi, Cocker Spaniel, Toy Poodle, Boston Terrier, Pomeranian, Italian Greyhound and many more. DIE PETLAND, DIE!!!!!!!
YEAR old white magic Samoyed, very friendly, good with kids, $150 or best reasonable offer. Magic????? Does it do tricks???

[Kiger]

I hear those APR papers double as toilet paper.

[Hobbit]

Yep, just like CKC (Continential Kennel Club) papers!

[corgilady]

drumroll, please.....

My son checked into a rottie pup and they told him it was....

DECLAWED.

and, I want one o' them thar shi-teze pups. But I wanna spell it: Sh'TEASE. And I wanna sell em onna innernet. :wink:

[Guest Anonymous]

Corgi...That is how they actually spelled that in the paper!! :o I cannot even imagine telling someone "Yeah I own a Sh*t-tese

[corgilady]

Ohhhh pleeeeease!!!!!! :rofl:

[Rowie-the-Pooh]

gooeydog napisał(a):

My mom had a Datson about 12 yrs ago, then the motor died so it visited the "big junkyard in the sky" :lol:

LOL! :lol: