Guest Anonymous Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 Hobbit napisał(a):gigishiba napisał(a):I just watched Funny Farm..... :lol: :lol: :lol: That was a really pretty place when it snowed. A great place, other than the dead man in the back yard.......I can handle the horse... Quote
Hobbit Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 Okay...2 in the morning and the dog wakes you up demanding Pizzle! So, being the kind person that you are and being as you love your dog --- you go take ol Fred to the all night pet store. On the way there, you are speeding because Fred here is very DEMANDING....upon being stopped, the kind officer asked you what your hurry is? With a straight face, "Going to get ol Fred here, a big ol Bull prick, officer". Alllllrighty then. Definately a mentally disturbed person here, better save the dog. He finds some reason to arrest you, the dog is "saved" and sent to the pound. The other dogs ask him what he's in for? Fred replies -- I'm a victim of an addiction to bull pricks. Everyone sympathizes with him, for they are too. Back at the jail house --- the ol master is asked what he's in for? He replies, "I was on the way to get my dog a bull prick", where he promptly gets the crap beat out of him! What can I say? It's raining! Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 Oh Hobbit! You are a riot! You see, I'll never have that problem because I always stock up on pizzle....just like toilet paper...when I'm down to the last roll, out the door I go to get another!!!!!!!!! :wink: Quote
Hobbit Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 gigishiba napisał(a):Hobbit napisał(a):gigishiba napisał(a):I just watched Funny Farm..... :lol: :lol: :lol: That was a really pretty place when it snowed. A great place, other than the dead man in the back yard.......I can handle the horse... :o what horse? Did I miss the horse? Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 No, they said the dead man's horse was missing and not to be suprised if he was in the yard too...and to be careful where diggin! LOL! Quote
Hobbit Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 Man, I HATE running out of toilet paper. I did see some "Sheep Fixin's" at the store. They did not smell nice, so that's where they stayed! Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 Oh my.......I can't even imagine the smell...... As I try to eat my popcorn and drink my Coke...... Quote
Hobbit Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 Oh, I see. Well, I've seen that show about a dozen times----but never seen it completely at one sitting. Always, see the last part or the first part or the middle --- something comes up and I miss 1/2 of it. But I have seen it all....just NOT at the same time. Quote
Hobbit Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 :o the smell from running out of toilet paper? Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 It's pretty freakin' funny! I like Chevy Chase, though! Did you see their first dog?? The one that just runs and runs and runs????? What breed? Anyone? I'd say Irish Setter but I can't remember for sure...probably a spaniel instead! Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 [quote name='Hobbit']:o the smell from running out of toilet paper? LOL!!!!!!!No, silly, the SHEEP FIXIN'S! Quote
Hobbit Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 I think it was supposed to be an Irish Setter. Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 Yellow dog was cool though...poor thing got bonked over the head with a cast iron skillet! :o Quote
Hobbit Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 [quote name='gigishiba'][quote name='Hobbit']:o the smell from running out of toilet paper? LOL!!!!!!!No, silly, the SHEEP FIXIN'S! Oh.....it was comparable to running out of toilet paper smell. It reaked. Quote
Hobbit Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 Yeah, poor dog. The mailman cracked me up! Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 [quote name='Hobbit'][quote name='gigishiba'][quote name='Hobbit']:o the smell from running out of toilet paper? LOL!!!!!!!No, silly, the SHEEP FIXIN'S! Oh.....it was comparable to running out of toilet paper smell. It reaked. Ugg...I need a barfing emoticon.... Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 sashagirl napisał(a):I think it was worse when yellow dogs tail caught on fire! :o Yeah, and he had NO CLUE! Quote
Hobbit Posted October 23, 2002 Posted October 23, 2002 Socks are softer. No, I have never used socks. Just been told this. Quote
Horsefeathers! Posted October 23, 2002 Posted October 23, 2002 I didn't read all the way through this and I'm not sure I want to go back several pages, but someone tell me how on earth a conversation evolves from talking about pizzles (aren't those bull peckers?) to wiping your butt on a wall (if one had to go through THAT much effort, might as well scoot across the carpet). Did someone delete a post somewhere? :-? Quote
corgilady Posted October 23, 2002 Posted October 23, 2002 Don't even try to figure it out, Horsefeathers.....just remain blissfully unaware!!!! :lol: :lol: Quote
Rowie-the-Pooh Posted October 23, 2002 Posted October 23, 2002 [quote name='gigishiba'][quote name='Hobbit'][quote name='gigishiba'][quote name='Hobbit']:o the smell from running out of toilet paper? LOL!!!!!!!No, silly, the SHEEP FIXIN'S! Oh.....it was comparable to running out of toilet paper smell. It reaked. Ugg...I need a barfing emoticon.... Hehe.... Here's one: Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 [quote name='Horsefeathers!']I didn't read all the way through this and I'm not sure I want to go back several pages, but someone tell me how on earth a conversation evolves from talking about pizzles (aren't those bull peckers?) to wiping your butt on a wall (if one had to go through THAT much effort, might as well scoot across the carpet). Did someone delete a post somewhere? :-? Horsefeathers, I've been "promoting" pizzle (yes, bull peckers) for some time now as dog treats instead of rawhide. Pizzle is the only thing my vet would recommend since rawhide can come off in chunks and choke your dog (my work neighbor had this happen)...and let's just say, somehow things evolved (can't remember how :o ) to the butt on the wall paper! :wink: Anyhow (or anyhoo to you....love that phrase), I bought 4 pizzle yesterday....this morning, I'm walking out the door for work and feel guilty as I get "that look" from my babies. So I say "you guys want some pizzle?" and BOY did that change the look on their faces! I gave them each their pizzle, and didn't get my normal BYE MOM at the fence gate or at the picture window from the back of the couch, this morning. I was FORGOTTEN ABOUT because of that pizzle! That's ok though....So they love the pizzle more than me...I know pizzle can't scratch their neck and rub their belly :wink: !!! Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 *picturing the dogs scratching each other with their pizzles in mouth!!* Quote
Hobbit Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 :lol: :lol: I got the mental picture of them smoking a cigarette afterwards!! :lol: Quote
Hobbit Posted October 24, 2002 Posted October 24, 2002 BEEF PIZZLES: 100 FOR $52.05 OR a package of 6 for $2.85 from Jeffers Vet Supply --- www.jefferspet.com or 1-800-jeffers YUMMY Quote
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