Smooshie Posted October 20, 2002 Posted October 20, 2002 ok, SOMEBODY had to start this thread ( I was hoping Gigi would,since she has all the pizzle experience :wink: )....but I had to tell you all about my trip to PetSmart today. I went for dogfood but while I was there I ACTUALLY remembered to look for pizzle (aka bullysticks)....FOUND 'EM!....they're ...ummm.....err....smaller than I expected :o Anyhow, I picked up a braided one for Loki to try, and I ALMOST made it to the checkout before hubby asked what it was :-? .....of course when I TOLD him,he kinda turned green and said there was no way we were having a wet slobbery Bull "appendage" laying around the house :roll: :lol: I'll have to sneak back and get one when he's not with me :wink: I TRIED Gigi!!! :lol: Quote
corgilady Posted October 20, 2002 Posted October 20, 2002 :lol: :o Hilarious! We did not go to petsmart today as planned. the trainer said we do not ~need~ the Basic class and can go straight to Advanced. Please hold the applause. So we will do our pizzle search next week! :lol: Quote
Hobbit Posted October 20, 2002 Posted October 20, 2002 Aren't they ALL smaller than you imagine. :lol: :lol: Quote
bk_blue Posted October 20, 2002 Posted October 20, 2002 Sometimes you can be pleasantly surprised! :wink: Quote
science_doc Posted October 20, 2002 Posted October 20, 2002 :o :lol: :o :lol: :o :lol: :D :D :D Quote
Hobbit Posted October 21, 2002 Posted October 21, 2002 K --- :o Way TOO much information! :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted October 21, 2002 Posted October 21, 2002 OH! You guys are SOO funny! Hint on the braided ones...I've found they don't last as long as the regular ones, but that could just be my 18 pound power chewer. Oh, Smooshie....next time (if it's not too late) just say it's muscle!!! LOL!!! Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted October 21, 2002 Posted October 21, 2002 Yeah Gigi would love to hear that conversation in Petsmart!!! You guys kill me!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted October 21, 2002 Posted October 21, 2002 Oh......you don't know about pizzle? I'm off to a meeting so can't explain. Hobbit has the BEST words to describe.... :wink: Quote
Guest roo Posted October 21, 2002 Posted October 21, 2002 gigishiba napisaĆ(a):OH! You guys are SOO funny! Hint on the braided ones...I've found they don't last as long as the regular ones, but that could just be my 18 pound power chewer. Oh, Smooshie....next time (if it's not too late) just say it's muscle!!! LOL!!! Braided ones :o I have heard of a prince albert (thats a pierced one) How would you braid your pizzle :oops: :o :o :o :o :o :o Roo Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted October 21, 2002 Posted October 21, 2002 OH HOBBIT where do the braided comr from???? :o :o :o Quote
Hobbit Posted October 21, 2002 Posted October 21, 2002 From Bifurcated sheep...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Trivia: Kangaroo's and other Marsupials are bifurcated. Some people are also (they do it themselves :o ). This body modification was originally done among Aborigines, although it is now done by some in the U.S. and Europe. Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted October 21, 2002 Posted October 21, 2002 I knew you would know that for some reason!! :lol: :lol: Quote
Horsefeathers! Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 Stretching and drying peckers is an artform?! In the South?! I'm obviously in the wrong part of the South. I wonder if there's a museum somewhere...:-? Quote
corgilady Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 Horsefeathers! napisaĆ(a):Stretching and drying peckers is an artform?! In the South?! I'm obviously in the wrong part of the South. I wonder if there's a museum somewhere...:-? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Hey Hobbit, speaking of way too much information: Hobbit napisaĆ(a):Trivia: Kangaroo's and other Marsupials are bifurcated. Some people are also (they do it themselves ). :o :o Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 deepseasnake napisaĆ(a):what is "bifurcated" :-? Bifurcated (bi-fur-kate) - to divide or fork into two branches, divided into two branches (Random House Dictionary 1968) OK THEN..... Quote
Hobbit Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 Oh, the countless men with coon pricks in their hat band! Yep and a bull penis as a walking cane > such civilized individuals. AND if they get stranded on a desert island ---- you knew this was coming....THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO SNACK ON! Quote
Hobbit Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 deepseasnake napisaĆ(a):what is "bifurcated" :-? Yep, Gigi sumed it up pretty well. Can you use your imagination on which part of the anatomy is split? I found a very graphic and disgusting website if anyone feels the need to see pictures. Quote
Hobbit Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 [quote name='"Mei-Mei"'] if you're not careful about what you order in a restaurant, you'll get a plate full of pizzle balls! Remember that at lunch! :o Oh yeah, baby! Big ol plate of calf or sheep fries --- YUM-MEEEE. Quote
Hobbit Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 gigishiba napisaĆ(a):I just watched Funny Farm..... :lol: :lol: :lol: That was a really pretty place when it snowed. Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted October 22, 2002 Posted October 22, 2002 And on a side note... My friend has a 13 week old GSD....she bought him his 2nd pizzle last night and he sat, quietly, like a GOOD KID, for an hour and a half with that pizzle!!!!!!!!!!!! GET YOUR DOGS SOME PIZZLE! :wink: Quote
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