Doggy Pet Peeves

[Smooshie]

Dogs' pet peeves

1. Blaming your GAS on me...not funny...not funny at all.
2.Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG!!
3. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything
while you're gone. Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little like

cat butt?!!
4. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose
walk is this anyway?
5. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose..........stop it.
6.Yelling at me for rubbing my butt on your carpet. Why'd you buy >carpet?
7. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
8. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth,
you're just jealous.
9. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the FUR?
10. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew your
stuff up when you're not home.
11. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far
behind schedule that puts me?
12. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip," then acting surprised when I
freak out every time we go back.
13. The slight of hand, fake-fetch-throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud
moment for the top of the food chain. :roll:

[bk_blue]

:lol: read this before but it's still funny!
How'd you get your Boxer animation?? It's cool.

[Guest Anonymous]

He he :lol:
It's all so true....
He he

[Smooshie]

[quote name='bk_blue']:lol: read this before but it's still funny!
How'd you get your Boxer animation?? It's cool.

Thanks bk......I found the animations here:

http://www.buffalocity.net/brody/animation/

they're pretty much ALL Boxers though....

[mouseatthebusstop]

loved it. the one about the walk made me think. no i would not go for a walk every day by myself. :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

[shorty]

Too funny! :lol:
Wendy