gooeydog Posted August 10, 2002 Posted August 10, 2002 :o Does anyone else sometimes get the feeling that their dog is trying to "dispose of them" so they can have unlimited control of the bed, tv, food, and all other things sacred in the house? I mean come on, I'm sure everyone here has stumbled out of bed at 3 am, only to trip over a pile of fur and crash into a wall or down a flight of steps. :lol: So what methods do your dogs use? Annie the Mini Doxie strategically places toys around the house... You can bet that when stepping over a baby gate or board across a doorway, your foot will land on a sharp toy, then as you jump in surprise, your other foot will land on a ball, and away you roll. :o Casey (Cocker Spaniel) and Joey (Chi) follow us around the house, with Joey licking our ankles to distract us as Casey runs in front to trip us. Goo loves to move my things around when I'm gone for more than a few hours, so if I come home after dark and forget to turn on a light, I'm sure to trip over, or step on something I thought was stored safely in the closet. She is, of course, right there with that innocent look on her face, like, "Oh, how did that get there" :roll: Sometimes I really wonder about them... Quote
Aroura Posted August 10, 2002 Posted August 10, 2002 I get another impression... I think they just can't get enough of you!!! Lily is always dragging my teddy bears from my bed into the loungeroom where we all are (yes, I am guilty... I still sleep with teddy bears... :oops: ) And when she sleeps in my bed she just can't get close enough, she snuggles right up under the blankets, with her paw wrapped tightly around my neck breathing her smelly Boxer breath in my face!!!! And she follows me everywhere, which is really annoying because whenever I leave the lounge room she opens the sliding doors to follow me, letting all the warm air out and all the cold air in!!! What can I say? She loves me I guess... Tessa on the other hand is just happy so long as she is infront of the heater or bludging food :wink: Quote
bk_blue Posted August 10, 2002 Posted August 10, 2002 :lol: that's hilarious! Bk doesn't do anything like that, he thinks he's too cool for toys! Sometimes he's also too cool for us mere mortals, if he doesn't want to be patted he'll go to his bed and put his paw over his face as if to say "leave me alone"- it's so Greta Garbo! But he doesn't complain when you DO pat him... the big sook :D Quote
Smooshie Posted August 10, 2002 Posted August 10, 2002 LOL Gooey,this reminds me of an email I received a few weeks ago from a friend (I just had to post it)....I'm thinking its the CATS you have to watch out for :wink: : EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY Day number 180 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! Day number 181 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! Day number 182 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE! 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE! 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE! 1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer. 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE! 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE! 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE! EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant. DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair... must try this on their bed. DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan. DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid. My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth. DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the foul odor of the glass tubes they call "beer.." More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage. DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time... ___ Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted August 10, 2002 Posted August 10, 2002 Must get a printer that works and give this to my neighbor! That is just so true to life! They are now dealing with "Boris" a large russian blue cat who was recently tourtured by the vet, he lets them know how unhappy he is by peeing on all clothing that is on the floor! :o Ahhhh that cats are going to take over the world! :lol: Quote
Aroura Posted August 11, 2002 Posted August 11, 2002 ROFLMAO!!!! So true!!! :lol: Everytime I look at my cat, he is giving me that evil eye that they always have. I wonder what the diary of a goldfish would say? My fishies are always following me around, watching my every step.... :-? Quote
Smooshie Posted August 11, 2002 Posted August 11, 2002 Aroura, Goldfish huh?....be afraid...be VERY afraid :wink: LOL Quote
Aroura Posted August 12, 2002 Posted August 12, 2002 LOL, I am!!! :lol: Hmm, I wonder if my scorpions out to get me too... I don't think he likes me much, but I do think he's too lazy to be plotting my destruction!!! :wink: Quote
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