Dog Pet Peeves about Humans...

[Guest Anonymous]

>1. When you run away in the middle of a perfectly good leg humping.
>2. Blaming your farts on me...not funny...not funny at all.
>3. Yelling at me for barking... I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG YOU IDIOT!!
>4. How you naively believe that the stupid cat isn't all over everything
while you're gone. (Have you noticed that your toothbrush tastes a little
like cat butt?)
>5. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose
walk is this anyway?
>6. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose...stop it.
>7. Yelling at me for rubbing my ass on your carpet. Why'd you buy carpet?
>8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry, but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet...idiot.
>9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look, we both know the truth,
you're just jealous.
>10. Dog sweaters. Have you noticed the fur? Imbecile.
>11. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your shit up when you're not home.
>12. When you pick up the crap piles in the yard. Do you realize how far
behind schedule that puts me?
>13. Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", then acting surprised when I
freak out everytime we go back.
>14. The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog! What a proud
moment for the top of the food chain, you nitwit.
>15. Invisible fences. Why do you insist on screwing with us? To my
knowledge, dogdom hasn't yet solved the _visible_ fence problem!!

[Guest Anonymous]

Thats was really great! :lol: eewwwww! The first one is so true! I hate it when my dog tryes to do that.. alot of owners don't disaplain their dogs when they try that but you always should to let your dog know that you hate it. :-?

[GizmoRedNosePit]

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