sins you need a vaction from dogs

[Guest Anonymous]

STRONG SIGNS YOU NEED A VACATION FRIOM DOGS

1. When your spouse's shocked voice shouts from the
shop, "Honey, come quick, I've had a terrible
accident!", you show up breathless with a mop and
scent neutralizer.

2. You wake panicked in the middle of the night when
you sense you suddenly have room to move your body
around the bed.

3. You can't sleep unless you hear lots of heavy
breathing in your bedroom

4.The emergency number on your speed dialer is for the
dog's veterinarian.

5. When someone taps you on the shoulder, you tell
them firmly, "Off!", then "Down!".

6. When tempers flare among your family members, you
pull out the long forefinger, pointedly raise your
voice and shout "Go to your crates, now!"

7 When someone asks what's for dinner you
automatically reply, "Kibbles and Bits".

8. When you are walking a ring around the local park
and someone points at you and your dog, you raise both
arms over your head, whoop and go looking for a
ribbon.

9. When shopping, your best friend asks you what you
think of that snappy suit in the window, and you scowl
and mutter, "Useless, it is the same color as my dog
and it has no pockets."

10.When your neighbor points to her crawling infant
and asks you what you think of her new baby, you study
it for a minute and reply, "Well, a little
short on coat and long in the hock, but that kid has a
great topline!"

11.Dog cookies are starting to look good.

12. What's a vacation?

[Guest Anonymous]

LOL! Thats funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[GizmoRedNosePit]

wow, thats alot of food! K, I wanna see pics of all your dogs!! You should make a site...Sasha's picture place is awesome...so I joined...you should join too! :D :wink:

[GizmoRedNosePit]

I"M A DOGOMANIAC!! :D :D :D :D :D :D

Nope no problem in mine.....hmmm weird! :-? :-? :-? :-?

[GizmoRedNosePit]

Yup, Yup, Yup!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[GizmoRedNosePit]

LOL...Oh K you are so funny! Are the staffs howling in the back ground