Guest Anonymous Posted June 29, 2002 Posted June 29, 2002 Dog Haikus I lie belly-up In the sunshine, happier than You will ever be. Today I sniffed Many dog behinds -- I celebrate By kissing your face. I sound the alarm! Paper boy -- come to kill us all Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! I sound the alarm! Garbage man -- come to kill us all Look! Look! Look! Look! Look! How do I love thee? The ways as numberless as My hairs on the rug. My human is home! I am so ecstatic I Have made a puddle. I hate my choke chain Look, world, they strangle me! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Sleeping here, my chin On your foot -- no greater bliss -- well, Maybe catching rats The cat is not all Bad --she fills the litter box With tootsie rolls. Dig under fence--why? Because it's there. Because it's There. Because it's there. I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. Look in my eyes and Deny it. No human could Love you as much as I. Quote
Aroura Posted June 30, 2002 Posted June 30, 2002 Anonymous napisał(a):Today I sniffed Many dog behinds -- I celebrate By kissing your face. My human is home! I am so ecstatic I Have made a puddle. The cat is not all Bad --she fills the litter box With tootsie rolls. Very good, I must say... i especially loved those three!!! :lol: Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted June 30, 2002 Posted June 30, 2002 That was so great! I loved this part: I am your best friend, Now, always, and especially When you are eating. [/quote] Quote
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