Guest roo Posted June 16, 2002 Posted June 16, 2002 1. REMOVE FILM FROM THE BOX AND LOAD CAMERA 2. REMOVE FILM BOX FROM PUPS MOUTH AND THROW IN THE BIN 3. REMOVE PUP FROM BIN AND BRUSH FAG ASH FROM PUPS MUZZLE 4. CHOOSE SUITABLE BACKGRAOUND FOR PHOTO 5. MOUNT CAMERA ON ITS TRIPOD AND FOCUS 6. FIND PUP AND TAKE DIRTY SOCK FROM MOUTH 7. PLACE PUP IN PRE-FOCUSED SPOT AND RETURN TO CAMERA 8. FORGET ABOUT SPOT AND CHASE AFTER PUPPY ON HANDS AND KNEES 9. FOCUS WITH ONE HAND AND FEND OFF PUPPY WITH OTHER HAND 10. GET TISSUE AND CLEAN NOSE PRINT AND SLOBBER FROM LENS 11. TAKE FLASH CUBE FROM PUPS MOUTH AND THROW IN THE BIN 12. PUT CAT OUTSIDE AND PUT PEROXIDE ON PUPS SCRATCHED NOSE AND EARS 13. PUT MAGAZINES BACK ON COFFEE TABLE 14. TRY TO GET PUPS ATTENTION BY SQUEEKING TOY 15. CHECK CAMERA FOR DAMAGE 16. FIX YOURSELF A VERY LARGE DRINK 17. SIT BACK IN THE ARMCHAIR AND RESOLVE TO TEACH PUP SIT, STAND, STAY, NO, AND DOWN FIRST THING IN THE MORNING. Anon. Thought you might all like this one :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted June 16, 2002 Posted June 16, 2002 :lol: That's great!!! and so true!!! A few weeks ago I went for a visit to Hazel's parent's house to get her shots and to show her off. Well last time we got pictures with her dad so this time we thought pictures with her mom would be great (she looks a lot like her mom). So there we were, my two boys 3 and 5, a three month old puppy, and a very hyper mom dog! We thought it would be so cute to have them all in a wagon..... after about an hour and several pictures later we gave up... and can't wait to see the results, probably a lot a blurs and smudges!!! :lol: :D :lol: :D Quote
GizmoRedNosePit Posted June 17, 2002 Posted June 17, 2002 LOL, that is GREAT! And so very true.....but if they know sit, stay then it's alot easier but still not easy enough!! :D Gizmo goes crazy when I'm trying to take pics...it usually takes two people to get pics done! Quote
GizmoRedNosePit Posted June 18, 2002 Posted June 18, 2002 K -- Really! It's impossible when they are so younge and rumbunquise(sp?) lol Puppys are the best just like kids!! LOL :D Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted June 18, 2002 Posted June 18, 2002 lol just took pics of my 8 month old bull boxer today....yikes...I ended up haveing to chain her up on a very short lead just to get her to stay were I could get a good pic. next time I am gonna wait until my husband can help :D Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted July 24, 2002 Posted July 24, 2002 :D :lol: hahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!!! :D :lol: :D :lol: :D :lol: Quote
mouseatthebusstop Posted July 24, 2002 Posted July 24, 2002 :D :D very good any-one who has tried will understand.take the puppy on a walk first but not too far do not want him to fall asleep. he may be less hypo-active if he is tired easyer to work with Quote
Guest Anonymous Posted July 24, 2002 Posted July 24, 2002 Our female just POSES for pix, but she was once a show dog so it's like a human model getting their pix taken. Our male is another story. When we had pups, pix was difficult, especially using the video camera. The male pup, Milo, would charge at the video camera to lick it, every stinkin' time! Pix here of the pups....as you can see, they weren't the easiest to get! http://www.villagephotos.com/pubbrowse.asp?selected=62102 Quote
mouseatthebusstop Posted August 31, 2002 Posted August 31, 2002 i knew we had had this one before. Quote
corgilady Posted August 31, 2002 Posted August 31, 2002 awwwww what cute pix!! :) I can never get pix cuz Fella gets RIGHT in front of the camera! Grrr! Quote
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